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Have you ever tried having a Taco Bell about it?

Michelle Yeoh in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Ke Huy Quan in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Michelle Yeoh and Jamie Lee Curtis in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

Stephanie Hsu in ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once.’

3 years ago today, ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released in theaters.

Damn he's still crashing out via IG story lmaooooo

Excited that I found labubus at the mall in Austin but then I realized they were the fake ass ones😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Officially obsessed w the #acotar series and only on the 3rd book. Currently buying Etsy merch🫣

My bf gave me $30 in cash this morning bc I said I wanted to get a coffee (he doesn't drink coffee or ever get cute lil treat drinks)

I didn't realize THAT many people genuinely liked deftones like I thought y'all did it as a bit

Every time my bf gets a boner from me doing nothing he yells 'fuck you blue chew!!!'

Proud ACOTAR whore

movie night at the house

Me and @babyworm.bsky.social

a screenshot of a tiny frog. The text reads: “His name gort” Slightly cut off you can read “several counts of murder”

A drawing of a tiny green frog named gort, gort is holding a tiny gun

the people’s gort

Isn't it wonderful when the person you are supposed to coparent with communicates thru your 10 year old instead of you directly bc he's mad at you??? 🙄

My 6 y/o said my bf is the president and also the king of the world so just warning y'all for the sassy attitude he's gonna have the rest of the day lmao

soy El Chapo Roan

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

You know what I respect black metal dudes bc they really fucken commit to the bit and as a bit committer extraordinaire, I see the vision

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

i know having a sword would not solve all of my problems but i do think it would solve some of them

beginning to think letting a few people accumulate more money than god was not a good idea. But let's see how it plays out

What if I put the hair dye in my hair then go run at the gym while it processes am I allowed to do that

I wish I had a nice sofa and a dining table so I could have a galentines party

For Valentine's Day I wanna get KNOCKED UP

You should be able to tell your friends when they're being careless and not just let them self destruct. If you only want me to praise your every move you got the WRONG one.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

My birthday week/weekend was a literal dream come true✨ cheers to 35 years!💖

A dresser with six shelves, each with a word on them. The words are “Unity”, “May”, “Three”, “Tilapia”, “Butterfly”, and “Proverbs”

Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser

Round up of today’s dual vibes

Getting kissed head to toe before getting put thru the mattress is TOP TIER

It's my bday tomorrow