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Trump is killing children in Iran to cover up raping children in the US.

A holographic Maushold card from pokemon tcgp

A holographic shiny meowscarada card from pokemon tcgp

I've only played this game twice this month and these are the cards I got. They are pretty. That is the post.

Milk before cereal is a Russian psyop

A lot of Elder Scrolls games aged VERY well. Shoot, even Morrowind is still teaching a lot of newer developers the basics with water graphics.

The next Elder Scrolls game could be the last and I don't think anyone would mind if it's good and not AI slop

If someone ever asks "do you use Twitter?" The only response is "no, that is a child porn website."

Period. I will not hear your lame ass excuse to support pedophile billionaire Elon Musk, and his nazified social media pedophile/CP site.

You're only on Twitter for the child porn at this point.

You shouldn't have to defend yourself in comments against child abusers in 2026, but here we are

Stevie, my cream colored cat, sitting in my lap while I'm on the computer, reaching out her paw to touch me

Stevie, my cream colored cat, sitting in my lap while I'm on the computer, reaching out her paw to touch me, now looking at the camera with her height blue eyes

She can't not touch me #catsky #caturday

"In my previous life, 35% of me was a cereal box"

- my wife, unprompted

he has blue skin, he's already a better man than me

DON'T PANIC DON'T PANIC DON'T PANIC

a girl with purple hair is standing next to a girl with a rainbow on her head ALT: a girl with purple hair is standing next to a girl with a rainbow on her head

Fellas, Is it cheating if you initiate resonance with someone other than your wife/husband? #heartopia

Septum Ring Theory states that conservative men dislike the women with septum piercings because it would mean they are at least 18 years old.

A skeleton looking on a laptop for "where on my resume do I put girth?"

Looking for new positions at my job like:

It's an inside joke in Elder Scrolls, kinda hard to find if you don't talk to people or go to the Bard college. It's quite punny but not the best as far as lore building.

Not stepping out of the way was how I bumped into you

I'm doing a deep dive into all the evidence and witness testimony against Clinton and you wanna know something crazy about this pony show?

Nobody is saying Clinton seemed aware of what Epstein was doing.

He cheated on Hillary with women, not children.

Can we let Trump take the stand?

Potion Craft. Just a fun alchemy game that you can pump out potions for a few days or weeks and then come back to whenever you feel like.

Ok right now I'm playing Heartopia and I wasn't really feeling it, because it's definitely a game for ladies, but I got into building my house in it and that has me obsessed.

That and Sea of Thieves.

😂😂😂

Drake is reportedly furious claims Bonnie blue stole his idea to be impregnated by 400 men.

If this is true, fuck Bonnie Blue.

It's unofficial, it's fan fiction, but it's Canon lore to Elder Scrolls, and the story is literally about Skyrim.

Those noodles were hot

Lusty Argonian Maid was my gateway drug to the Snow Whale and the Dirt Bird. You should do am ASMR on that 💚

Ok but have you tried to "git gud"

You guys aren't even asking her about her weiner 😞

Help my friend. She's literally the best 💚

All you mtg mono blue scrubs need to go look up the word "island" in the epstein files.

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These are legitimately so beautiful. You do amazing work!

Microplastics? Maybe when *YOU* wear condoms

Is this supposed to make me want wine? Because this makes me want wine.