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Tell them to put me on the lie detector and ask me if i give a fuck. I want yall to see something.

The field in which I grow my fucks is BARREN

Mmmm cwispy spwite

me on occasion:

This game always struck me as a "fart jokes x100" kind of game, and I gave a few watches, but haven't thought about playing it myself.

Dude, SAME

only if you're referring to Potatoes, Tots, Spuds, & Daphinoise taters...

Otherwise, no.

I will literally always want to hear about your day. You don't get to decide that for me, and you can tell that to the mean voice. I tell mine about you.

Me, scraggly beard but wearing a Santa hat

It's December for all you warm weather hoes

I was reading through this and couldn't help but see the parallels between your story and the popular lamp story from reddit.

That guy can't take away the heartbreak, and I'm sorry that this is what you have to deal with now.

Definitely find a buddy to talk to about it irl. It's heavy to carry.

This is one of those occasions where alt text would really save me

I lean towards bust, personally 🥵

a chimpanzee standing on top of a rock in a zoo enclosure Alt: a chimpanzee standing on top of a rock in a zoo enclosure holding out a waiting hand

But also yes, I'll help direct any feet photography.

Close its actually @macydaisy.bsky.social I hear she LOVES feet-related content more than anything

I do not accept that self love is more important than personal growth.

Love yourself.

But don't accept things as they are when there are parts of yourself that could change, or should change.

Being an asshole isn't a quirk.

A werewolf with text that reads "I'm like Guts from Berserk but instead of fighting demons I fight homosexual urges

If kissing the homies goodnight is wrong, I don't want to be right

Hey there 👋🏼

just checking in to remind you that you already handled the trauma parts.

You're supposed to heal so you can handle the joy again 💚

Love you, k byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sometimes the cold water is the friends we make along the way

a close up of a hamster with tears in its eyes and the words hammy community below it Alt: a close up of a hamster with tears in its eyes

If you are using the hot water and it suddenly goes cold, someone else is using the hot water...

...

IF YOU ARE USING THE HOT WATER AND IT SUDDENLY GOES COLD, SOMEONE ELSE IS USING THE HOT WATER

4 panel comic with a backpacker and a shaded figure, panel 1 backpacker asks "why is this so heavy? Panel 2 the shaded figure replies "because some of this isn't yours to carry" panel 3 backpacker responds "then why am I carrying it?" Panel 4 the shade responds "because you didn't know you could put it down"

Credit: @remys_world on IG

A wrist with text that reads "guys should I get this perfume?"

Cologne? I didn't think I needed to get that checked until I was 40?

The myth of consensual sex with a man saying "I consent " and a woman saying "I consent" and a scribbled out 3rd person labeled your mean lesbian friends saying "I don't" and bottom text that reads, "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"

My existence pisses off at least half of my gf

Gun Violence Archive Near real-time tweets of American gun violence incidents. Non-profit. Non-advocacy. Just the facts.

I haven't looked yet, but if you go to gunviolencearchive.org , it is almost a guarantee that there have been more mass shootings in the US this year than there are DAYS IN THE YEAR so far.

And it provides the source for each, so you can painstakingly show them how ignorant they are.

It's my winter coat growing in

Looking forward to sharing my gains with a fellow bro

A woman shows her booba: no reaction 😈

A man shows tip: pandemonium 😞

2 men staring at each other, hands on hips, one labeled "I'm fat, you'll never understand my pain" and the other with a 6-foot tall weiner labeled "hehe... sorry... sorry..."

When you are both men 😞

Is the cure to male loneliness giving your vortex a little wiggle wiggle jimble jamble over an image of a lobotomy

Ladies are hording all the fun

This Thanksgiving, let's all be thankful that the president cut funding to support programs for Americans who need it most, to activate the national guard preventing these military members from being with their families for the holiday, and for wasting your tax dollars 🇺🇸❤️🦃

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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