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Zach, of all people.

@cryingprincess.bsky.social

Singing at the funeral for all you boring pessimists. Pencil enthusiast. American poet, open for business.

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been thinking that a clear account of the internal discussion and decisions will be difficult to obtain, even many years from now, because all involved are so dishonest and stupid.

07.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm not a misanthrope, I'm an acquired taste."

05.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's the constant rocking back and forth that kills me, just wear a diaper, loser

05.03.2026 14:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the sad one.

05.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Invaluable to have friends to whom you can recite some Phil Larkin in conversation when you run into them at the bar. And I don't just mean in these times!

05.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Don't wanna be suckin hind teat on disposal fees"

Deadwood never gets old.

04.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.03.2026 03:58 — 👍 104    🔁 29    💬 4    📌 0

Huge mistake when we started numbering them

03.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm Jack Tracker. Neither's a name, both a job.

03.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's fuckin further is that that they believe those failed wars didn't go far enough for the commands and sake of Jesus Christ, the risen Lord.

03.03.2026 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's not yet 11:30, I can at least start another episode of Deadwood instead of fruitlessly imagining a stronger more loving world

03.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

best news i've got is that my mother told me this weekend about a quilt she saw at a convention that said FUCK ICE

02.03.2026 14:03 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

A Cyclops action figure firing an optic blast that, on close inspection, is revealed to be a sausage

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

27.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1789    🔁 599    💬 19    📌 0

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

27.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 3248    🔁 594    💬 40    📌 8
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I should clarify that this interpretation confirms the story as a miracle.

26.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ever think about how the loaves and fishes is just a story about people being given permission to share

26.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Impossible to convey the glimmer in Mike Watt's eyes as he passes his hometown exit at the right speed, gotta see this one in large format in person, like a favorite painting. Every act of revolution is an act of love, and cetera, but man, I think we're still sleeping on these boys.

26.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD Vance: "I have too many friends, and I'm looking to change that."

26.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh great another extremely sad record I absolutely adore

25.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crisis averted, thanks Poetry!

24.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As always, be ruthless with systems, be kind with people.

24.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly my whole mojo feels way off, especially with the site stuck on a poem called Oblivion

24.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone should ask him on camera how he wants it to happen.

24.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

weird bummer when they don't update the poem of the day

24.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 21.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh you're thinking of Bladesky

21.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 83    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"There's no rule that says a dog can't kill the president."

21.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At the point of joking with strangers in public about it happening.

21.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Based on the thrill I get from the knowledge that a letter I've sent has been delivered, I gotta imagine the Unabomber's experience was uncannily orgasmic.

21.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0