Kourtney

Chicago’s Wrigley Field with red marquis sign reading “CUBS WIN!”

Cubs definitely almost gave me a heart attack tonight.

absolutely nothing bad is allowed to happen to Dolly Parton. my heart simply cannot take it

I almost lost my mind looking for Johnny Winter only to find him last 🤨

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorn...

"Body-camera video of a Border Patrol agent involved in the shooting of a woman who was allegedly chasing agents in Brighton Park over the weekend shows an officer saying, “Do something, bitch!” before pulling over and shooting the woman five times"

YES

I do wish there was some sort of counter in the corner showing the total time they’ve spent “together”

It’s so bad.

More shameless data hoovering, fuckers.

Still looking…

Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.

As a highly controlled person whose last vestige of calm is tidiness and control of my surroundings, having the smoker, plants, and deck furniture inside for a week and counting is really fucking with me.

We’re taking like two overhead lights on levels of fuckery.

Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’ The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

Unreal, imagine designating lawless masked thugs in body armor, kitted out with rifles, pistols, batons and all the violence they can muster without any accountability as a "vulnerable group", smh

Aww, this warms my heart!

@jbpritzker.bsky.social these videos are not going to look good if you're planning for a 2028 presidential run

I'd like to think that I can just appeal to your humanity based on what you said about feds coming to chicago, but it doesn't look like I can since nothing's been done about the ISP

Hell yeah! @mr-minion.bsky.social really is a gift to our community 🤩

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as a vaguely foxlike abstract figure dashes towards him. Entity: Cold! Cuddles! Blue: Aaah! A ghoul! The entity, which is slowly starting to turn into Green, wraps himself around Blue, who struggles in vain. Ghoulish Green: Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Blue: Aaaah! You are icy!!! Accepting his confinement, Blue settles down, sulking as Green slowly and gradually returns to his usual bearing and colour. Blue: Are you normal now? Green: Almost.

Nooooooooooooooo!

I dunno, you seem to be pretty into garlic

Big fan of these exchanges 🥰

The kids are alright.

I think you’re an amazing human, a loving partner and father, and a phenomenal friend and we’re all lucky to have you in our lives 🖤

i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh

Neon, the No. 2 social app on the Apple App Store, pays users to record their phone calls and sells data to AI firms | TechCrunch A new call recording app is gaining traction for offering to pay users for voice data from calls, which is sold to AI companies.

I hate this timeline.

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Also didn’t know flapjacks were not pancakes.

I continue to be unimpressed by Gemini’s meeting notes because it doesn’t accurately capture my voice; by voice, I mean the well-placed utterances of “fuck”

That said, I do think a lot of the life satisfaction, fulfillment, happiness, etc. paradigms that held true for our parents and grandparents have gone out the window as the last five years have turned our lives (and country) upside down.

I’ve been saying for probably almost 15 years that every year has been the best and worst of my life and it somehow continues to be true.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Better version

It’s so bad in general but it’s really obnoxious to find that a few slow cars spread across all the lanes are what’s plugging up the works. STAY TO THE RIGHT AND LET THE GROWN UPS DRIVE!