dan mcdermott

this fucking rules, take the time to add it to your day

hamburger hinderer

The fact that we use "limey" as a pejorative when it came from trying to not get scurvy kind of makes it the 18th century version of "vaxxed?"

i feel like the one thing you’re maybe getting wrong about patriots fans is that i don’t know *anybody* who likes eliot wolf, lol. from what i’ve seen, all good decisions tend to get credited to vrabel, all bad decisions get blamed on wolf

that’s a really smart move and i’m still a little surprised to see them making smart moves 😬

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

yeah the use of “hallucinations” feels like a PR move to avoid using the word “mistakes”

Three liked posts in a row from the discover tab: Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social • 1d We're already living under authoritarianism. It's not "coming" or "approaching" - it is here now. Lots of vulnerable people need help. These are serious times. Briana Mills, LMFT @brianamillsImft….. • 1d Say it with me: Disabled people deserve to live even if they can't work. Goose @phatcussy.bsky.social • 2h we need a pope with a big old butt

I think Bluesky might have the best community culture of all platforms right now

endeavour : inspector morse :: muppet babies : the muppet show

“calm man” is uatu’s version of “alive girl”

one of my favorite lines in any ghostbusters movie

the cthumpkin

i absolutely love that this week’s episode of taskmaster has a museum heist in it. it’s like they willed the louvre into getting robbed purely through the power of comedy

i also think there’s a faction of people who lowkey like that he has a nazi tattoo the same way they like it when gavin newsome says transphobic things, and i think those folks get a real thrill out of yelling at lefties on the internet, but y’know…

i think there’s a certain faction of people who are so scared and upset right now that they’re latching onto any public figure that gives them any sort of positive feeling like they’re a security blanket, and then they react like gene wilder in the producers when their security blanket is taken away

god, i just realized that talking about magazines and record stores marks us as one million years old

i question any grown adult that calls anybody “normies”

i saw on instagram that this record turned 25 this morning and i was not ready for that information, lol

like i remember driving to the store and paying for the CD with my debit card the day it came out, how can it possibly be 25 years old!?

It's always illuminating how the people who aren't used to being in danger respond to it in regards to (and usually directly affecting) the people who experience it more often.

“Hello, is this the Way Too On The Nose Symbolism Department? Great! I need a really, really on the nose image to represent US politics…”

These dumb motherfuckers crying about “purity tests.” Hey shithead, you know another way to say that? Does the candidate share my values? Does the candidate support something I diametrically oppose? Is the candidate willing to do some Nazi shit for non existent votes?

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

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i said to my wife this morning that obviously parker is just getting ready to decorate her christmas tree

wait i thought football was for woke pussies now, i can never follow the narrative with these guys

URGENT FRONT-PAGE NEWS: there’s a street in sicily that has way too many restaurants on it

flutter away little butterfly

i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.

this, who like a block hath denied my access to thee.