I thought for a bit he'd grown a pair, turned out to be just a couple of crème eggs that melted when the heat was on
02.03.2026 08:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought for a bit he'd grown a pair, turned out to be just a couple of crΓ¨me eggs that melted when the heat was on
02.03.2026 08:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has M*sk bought bluesky too?
24.02.2026 08:45 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My defence is that I am a parent, I just don't have the kids with me. As they're all over 30.
21.02.2026 09:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"I thought it was a cat. Then someone said, did you see that panther?"
And that was all it took.
I ee w at y u d d t e e wi h he itl .
09.02.2026 09:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pink-out?
09.02.2026 09:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least they haven't put it in a bikini
13.01.2026 09:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Henceforth to be administered by the Ministry of Truth
12.01.2026 09:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Greenlanders should get ready to form a resistance movement
12.01.2026 09:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0football an Italian invention?
09.01.2026 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dear Daily Mail
I also have deep disdain for Trump.
Given the recent 'amber warning' of snow and ICE, should I not venture outdoors?
Not sure how the eye tests will be applied, but they're free for the over 60's anyway so anyone who find this a problem shouldn't be driving anyway
08.01.2026 21:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With midterms coming up, anything other than annihilation for the GOP will show that democracy is dead in America.
08.01.2026 17:59 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, but they'd all been misled by the BBC!
06.01.2026 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Major incidents:
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... or finish the day in a relegation place
04.01.2026 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can't blame anyone not wanting to be ruled by Westminster at the moment
30.12.2025 18:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone who knows how to do the job? Surely some mistake!
18.12.2025 18:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good, let's get it back to being a way to connect with friends.
18.12.2025 18:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Could argue that darts involves physical skills and ability so qualifies as a sport. However, there is no actual interaction between opponents which should disqualify it. Same applies to golf.
18.12.2025 09:12 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I wouldn't know. Have never watched him or the game. But the "personality" bit is just the BBC in the 1950's being gender neutral.
18.12.2025 09:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When he's gone, the next President just needs to swap the inscriptions
18.12.2025 09:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
After all that fuss about the winter fuel payment, government are still paying the pensioners' Β£10 Christmas Bonus.
Worthwhile when it was introduced in 1972, now just pays for a tip for the milkman
Nobody objecting to the chocolate penis which is a staple of the secret santa tradition?
16.12.2025 08:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you can die of dislike for trump, what hope do any of us have?
15.12.2025 19:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Photo of the article in Feast mag
From Feast in @theguardian.com on Saturday: Grace Dent is judge... for BBC One's Celebrity on Tuesday 15 December...
So have the BBC have finally decided "put out any old rubbish and call it Celebrity, and the idiots will watch"?
The first four words are all that is needed
12.12.2025 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quite probably. It's a long time since I've had any interest in the 4th round...
08.12.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think it's only the Prem/Champ teams that are in alphabetical order, 2nd round qualifiers are by match number from the previous round. But I could be wrong...
In any case, chaos theory dictates that the draw would be completely different if we'd won.
So the Tories' take on protecting green space is that it must be possible to use as a car park?
25.11.2025 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0