Matt S

The Blue Jackets got Conor Garland? Look, I know it’s March, but I hope they have a plan here…

To also get Conor Tinsel and Conor Stringoflights. Gotta be serious about decorating this Conor Tree.

#CBJ

Is it markwaynes or markswayne

the entire story is written with "slurs" and "the chat" being the subjects of sentences, something I'm pretty sure Patricia Mazzei knows not to do and in fact is something she did not do in all of her award-winning reporting for the Miami Herald. Crazy how basic writing rules disappear at NYT!

truly just a shocking amount of neck on this guy

those darn slurs, always there doin' stuff all on their own

Phewwwww, Fleet hang on for the win in New Jersey! Huge surge of pressure for the Sirens at the end of the game, big performance by Frankel.

the price per ad read in the Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Powerplay is plummeting tonight. So many penalties.

The Fleet's first power play is not it. So many point shots, just nothing going. At least the second unit was moving around a lot? No goals, though.

Meanwhile, Micah Zandee-Hart is having a little too much fun for someone who just got cross-checked in the upper body lol

The hockey is good, imo.

Sara Manness wins ECAC Rookie, Forward, and Player of the year! Definitely odd to see one of the best in the NCAA left off the Patty Kaz list.

(Graphic from the Clarkson Golden Knights Instagram)

I'm also surprised the whistle did not blow

a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula . ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .

trying to think through what just happened

Okay... so Boston scored a goal, but the refs ruled that New York actually touched the puck? But then New York actually took the penalty, and then *also* took another penalty for too many players???

And Boston doesn't get the goal?

The PWHL is innovating in hockey confusion tonight.

I've never seen this before. There was a penalty to be called on the Sirens, the Sirens thought the penalty was going to be called on Boston, and the Fleet forward scored in the empty net since New York was trying to get the extra skater out there.

Uhhhh did the Sirens pull their goalie for their own penalty????

Watching the Fleet/Sirens PWHL game, and Boston's running a forward line with Rattray and Gabel together. In fact, got a 47 to 36 cross-crease pass that *juuuust* barely missed out on a goal.

It's like a dream team Clarkson line out there tbh.

I usually scoff at "wanna feel old" bait but realizing that Gorillaz have been around for 25 years -- meaning they've been around longer than Prince, U2, or Van Halen were when I first heard "Clint Eastwood" in 2001 -- is making me stop and mull things over a bit

science has gone too far

Great start to the morning with Team Xbox, where we talked about our commitment to the return of Xbox including Project Helix, the code name for our next generation console. Project Helix will lead in performance and play your Xbox and PC games. Looking forward to chatting about this more with partners and studios at my first GDC next week!

Asha Sharma (Xbox) -

"Project Helix will lead in performance and play your Xbox and PC games. Looking forward to chatting about this more with partners and studios at my first GDC next week!"

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

Surprises: more Wisconsin than I expected, less Ohio State than I expected, weird no Sara Manness.

Patty Kaz Top Ten Finalist graphic from USA Hockey, with players listed: Tia Chan, Joy Dunne, Lacey Eden, Laila Edwards, Caroline Harvey, Tessa Janecke, Kahlen Lamarche, Abbey Murphy, Kirsten Simms, and Issy Wunder

From Facebook, the Patty Kaz Top Ten Finalist list is out!

Tia Chan, Joy Dunne, Lacey Eden, Laila Edwards, Caroline Harvey, Tessa Janecke, Kahlen Lamarche, Abbey Murphy, Kirsten Simms, and Issy Wunder

I want to love it! I love 2D Metroidvanias! I just can't with the transition to first person for that type of game.

Metroid Prime

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team 😂😂😭😭😭

This is one of the curlers on the USA Paralympic curling team and I told him today that he should post about his Paralympic experience on BlueSky because people on BlueSky get very excited whenever anybody doing anything cool in the world posts through it on BlueSky instead of other websites

The Paralympics start today and WE HAVE A HEIST????

No words to describe the experience of seeing an overhead corona aurora at THE SAME TIME as a total lunar eclipse--this happened last night on our aurora workshop. Crazy experience. The aurora was so bright and the snow glowed green under the blood moon.

You’re in her dms, I’m crashing my car into a fruit stand during a high speed chase

bless you, and also? bless you.