@chaoskat.bsky.social
I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Constantly and consistently failing at trying to find time to write. Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes Baseball. Chaos. She/her
Don't post the good stuff while I am gone. Use that draft folder!
24.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Taking a little break from here (probably until the WBC, maybe longer).
24.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0So funny
24.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I respect it. It's usually me who hits save on things lol
24.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👀
24.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0There is a lot going on here (complimentary)
24.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0You know you can live for so long and there will always be a new set of shower knobs you don’t know how to operate. Like no matter how educated, how experienced there is a shower handle set up you haven’t faced yet
24.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 209 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 10His defense is total chaos too (complimentary)
24.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need to practice your soundbites so when you get your shot you can nail it
24.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hero
24.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Utility player
24.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ex’s daughter is too hungover from her birthday and canceled. So now we have four pizzas. This worked out for me very well.
24.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phamily site
24.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Solid and delicious plan! But she isn't the one I'd murder. I have a brother and an uncle who deserve it far more she's just benign drama and drinks a little too much
24.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Taking six months to decide. He's just like me fr
23.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow Armstrong (PCA) in a show biz broadway style pic. He is wearing Cubs jersey over street clothes while lanimf on a bat. It has a broadway dance vibe.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow Armstrong (PCA) standing at the center of a crowd of arms holding phones next to him. He is smiling and it is a show is papparazi vibe.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow Armstrong (PCA), peeking out from behind a wall in a locker room, is presumably naked except for a large necklace with a fathead cutout of his own face.
The cover of Chicago Magazine featuring Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow Armstrong (PCA) He is holding a bat behind his neck, he has his tongue out in a joyful slightly suggestive pose
Okay, I'm in. (with alt text)
23.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Okay. I'm in
23.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Ugh. This is all so stressful. Hope everything is okay!
23.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Always thinking ahead!
23.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The gift card thing ↓
23.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There is always something going on
23.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loving this journey for you
23.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A lot depends on when the elevator pee text was sent too. Timing matters!
23.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is true!
23.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Families amirite
23.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's also not a bad comp.
23.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well that could have gone very wrong lol
23.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am like Marvel movies, no bc I am super, but bc you have to read every post to know what's going on
23.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Exactly! Gotta read all my posts or you'll miss something lol
23.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The best drama is when I get pizza and nothing is my fault
23.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0