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jason jasonson

@jasonjasonsons.bsky.social

juice newton fan account.

1,687 Followers  |  489 Following  |  442 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023  |  1.8286

Latest posts by jasonjasonsons.bsky.social on Bluesky

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly assumed everything is about you lately.

27.04.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ahh yes, I forgot about Volkswagen Deal Days
time to masturbate

27.04.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

got a new phone so imma bug the shit out of you mfs today

23.04.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the violent deaths of peter and paul.
20” x 20”
oil on canvas

23.04.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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american wild animals
24 x 48
oil on canvas

23.04.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no idea why in the keeping land of fuck all you tagged me in this but fuck you and fuck politics.

26.02.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I ruined your day by being a complete fuckin idiot online, that’s a you problem, tbqh.

31.01.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

*inviting my date back to my place*

"I have two dozen eggs."

31.01.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6980    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 44

I'm sorry you lost followers when I put you in my starter pack

28.01.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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oil painting. 90% finished.
30” x 30”
it’s called caging beezlebub

03.01.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i hope you all have a happy new year and that you let me suck your tiddies

01.01.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: You just wanna see my tiddies.

Him: No way. I wanna see your pussy too.

17.12.2024 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

it was a cold dark night

17.12.2024 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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been painting this elk all day. it’s not quite finished

17.12.2024 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the broken anus
-a poem by jason jasonson

17.12.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I only date medical professionals because I like my prostate checked twice a day

13.12.2024 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi!

13.12.2024 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi!!

13.12.2024 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hi!!

12.12.2024 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i have reason to post a selfie

12.12.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

men can fake it too.
*boops your clit through your ski pants.

12.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Masturbating without Pornhub just like my ancestors did.

12.12.2024 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 10

holy shit you guys repost art here?? that’s amazing.
*floods tl with 25 years of oil paintings

12.12.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oil on canvas
5 panels. total dimensions are 48” x 60” x 1.5”
β€œthe broken mouth”

12.12.2024 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

could you elaborate?

no, I forgot what I just said

11.12.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

did i mandela effect myself because i didn’t make up that it was a .22
i heard it on the news. i talked about it for days.
anyway just like everything else now it’s more expensive.
this mf fixed healthcare for three dollars.

10.12.2024 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in my more than a decade on twitter/ now here, i have never asked mutuals/ followers for anything.
if you can, donate.
she’s a remarkable person and a fighter.
get in the fight with her by donating if you can, and sharing if you can’t.

09.12.2024 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to know this beautiful woman is to love her. she's an amazing soul and we need her here, with the living, as long as possible. if you can help or repost, every bit helps.

09.12.2024 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œfor no reason” story of my penis

08.12.2024 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a fun project because i made it hard for no reason at all.

08.12.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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