Chris Patrick Morgan

cheeses

“Once a theater caught fire. The clown came out on stage to warn the audience. Thinking it was a joke, they applauded. The clown repeated it and they applauded even louder. Thus, I suppose, the world will end: with an ovation from those who believe it's a joke.”
– Søren Kierkegaard

A coveted honor

They’re old, slow, short and unathletic. This template doesn’t win in the current NBA.

Uh no that was cheapass shit from Dort. He knew exactly what he was doing and of course ran when Jokic came after him. Gutless.

Just not a basketball play. Attempting to deliberately trip an opponent is one of the cheapest things you can do in the game. Get that shit out of here.

The beers are the hard part. The tacos and the run would be easy.

The least has been Mason Plumlee for the entirety of his career.

all those people were dumb

hashtag analysis

it's not food, it's wallpaper paste

Man that was some bad figure skating tonight. The Lose may have to come out of retirement. I can’t believe what I just watched.

Whatever he was hoping to accomplish, he achieved the complete opposite.

Hire this man! He knows his stuff! Sorry to hear that and best of luck.

Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.

your C+ for the Warriors was kind

Porzingis is an empty suit, a guy who never plays with an expiring contract. In and of itself, this trade achieves nothing.

so do i. it's completely useless.

Narrator: he didn’t stay healthy

I doubt it. It’s a $30m salary slot this summer though.

i marvel at clips like this. these guys couldn't possibly have known at the time that they were creating one of the greatest and most iconic songs of all time. 48 years on they probably still can't believe it.

one of these teams also has athletes and the other thinks athletes are a bad fit

I wore my dad’s Seahawks sweater today for the first time. I miss my dad.

Ugh

I’ll forgive you

When you can afford anything, it's really easy to stop conceiving of a world where someone can't.

It's just like someone who's filthy rich to be so out of touch that they defend a system which bankrupts thousands of people every year.

The only thing I wanted for Christmas is for my wife to be okay and so it’s looking like the best Christmas ever. I hope yours is great as well.

Listening to Wham’s Last Christmas in the cafe and imagining it being done by The Smiths so that should tell you how it’s going. 22 hours without power will do that. PG&E can eat shit.

Still no power. When PG&E has your back, the worst is behind you.