Smorgasborgnine

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.

Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”

That poor bastard just wanted to play with his trains

Fuck you too, Robby.

Me and the boys pounding the table and chanting “PLEX! PLEX! PLEX!”

Anime Sickos: A Podcast for SubGeniuses

Congrats now well get even less movies in theaters and released to home media. Start collecting/buying up all the movies/tv in physical media you can cause you'll never own it after this.

Missed my chance to get this on vinyl years ago, and every December I try in vain to correct that.

I like Christmas ska albums. So sue me.

Char in a bar.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but what about:

I still stand by this

What I wouldn’t give for a day off to just listen to the entire run of This Is Branchburg.

Soma: Ever end up haunted by the setting of a game to the point where you just need to take a walk?

What I’d give to play Aegis Rim with a mouse

Due for a reread of Drifting Classroom myself

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything

Ohhhh, like Chuck Palahniuk’s Lullaby

Amazing top to bottom. That opening is phenomenal!

Satoshi Kon NEVER missed.

Looks like it says “ok, nerd”

Even my eye exam wants me to shut up about comics

“Here we have a copy of Illbleed with a rich patina of resin, the original owner having never used rolling tray or grinder. Exquisite piece. $450.”

just pressed the button that breaks everyone's spirit

The Trypanohyncha Ocellus as a float in the Macy’s Day Thanksgiving Parade

Oh wow! The Trypanohyncha Ocellus float from Noah Hawley's ALIEN: EARTH made a surprise appearance at the #MacysDayParade!

As far as roasts go, “micro butt” doesn’t exactly cut to the bone.

I can’t get a bacon, egg, and cheese for $5, but I CAN get a wildly under-appreciated PSone rpg.

Since we live in a culture that worships merch, I've always wondered why there are no specific lawn decorations for Thanksgiving. Very occasionally a blow up turkey. Nothing else. Until now when I present my new idea for making millions:

Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.

They’ll do anything with Xenogears except make it available on modern platforms

we can milk it a second time too!
reappearing in 60 cities in December
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BLOOD STAINS
SPEED KILLS
FAST CARS
CHEAP THRILLS
RICH GIRLS
FINE WINE
I LOST ALL SENSE, I LOST CONTROL, I LOST MY MIND

I was too busy trying to process the image of chickens in cages singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.