John Bills

We thought the apocalypse would bring about Mad Max, but instead we’re just getting HBO Max and AirPods Max.

In the F1 movie, for the scenes with Brad Pitt, the director insisted on using a real Brad Pitt.

We thought the apocalypse would bring about Mad Max, but instead we’re just getting HBO Max and AirPods Max.

“There goes the baker with his tray, like always.”
— Standard, pedestrian, unexciting.

“There goes the baker with his tray-like Always.”
— Mysterious, thought-provoking, punk rock.

Love it when you haven’t posted of IG or FB for so long that it starts making up notifications for you. "Here you go, kid. Here's a red dot on that notification icon just so you can feel something."

In case you were stressing, you can still have an amazing day but not make your bed in the morning. I do it all the time.

Are you a content (n.) creator or a content (adj.) creator? It can be hard to be both.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas means it just finished looking a medium amount like Christmas.

Good insult you can use for later: You’re about as useful as a 3-star review.

Let me know how it goes.

Christmas PSA:
If you plan to watch the eternal masterpiece that is The Muppet Christmas Carol on Dinsey+ then be sure to select Extras > Full Length Version. This is the version that existed in all its VHS glory. Don’t cheat yourself out of the full experience.
You’re welcome.

How come my computer doesn’t make all the beeps and whooshes when I do stuff like the ones on TV do? How am I supposed to know I’m doing computer things?

New business idea: a movie theater where you’re allowed to use your phone while watching. Yes, this would mean I become a villain, but that’s business, baby.