Cate Planchette

Girl at least use a kindle???

Sev, thank you for being so fucking right?? It is a film about mourning a time of campy maximalism that has ended and trying to find a way to express what that all *meant*

Rumination Pretzel

I saw these billboards and had the SAME reaction the other day!

Beautiful baby!!!!

Yeah you’ve gotta remember how many fucking layers there are to this whole phenomenon

Potatoad is a little guy with baked potato textured skin and a pat of butter on its head

Got very stoned last night and imagined a new Pokemon evolution tree.

Tadpotate > Potatoad > Frogratin/Croakette

Every time I accidentally put a bra in the dryer my brain automatically goes "oh no, Hedwig is going to be mad at me"

In the spiderweb style of course

George accidentally becoming the keeper of an ever-increasing gang of lesbian geckos is a pretty good bit. Maybe they will see you as a deity?

🙃

Can’t stop thinking about this shitstain. I wonder if he’s still offering the sexual services of 20 year olds as compensation for vendors!

A cocktail menu: MR MACH'S MARVELOUS MIXTURES CURIOUS CONCOCTIONS The Accordion: Brandy, Triple Sec, Dry Vermouth & Sweet Vermouth The Tesla Coil: Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, Tequilla, Chambord & Lemonade The Clockwork Lotus: Sake, Triple Sec, Dry Vermouth The Airship Drop: A Shot of Jägermeister into a Pint of Beer ABSINTHE ELIXIRS Absinthe Drinker: The Traditional Absinthe Ritual The Ambassador to Edo: Absinthe, Sake, Orange Juice The Anachronism: Absinthe, Kahlua, Frangelico, Vanilla Vodka, Sugar & Heavy Cream NON-ALCOHOLIC CURE-ALLS Girl Genius: 7 Up, Club Soda & Simple Syrup Airship Mechanic: Orange Juice, Tonic, Sugar Cube & Grenadine Dr. Steel: Apple Juice, Grape Juice, a Splash of Lemon Juice

I also didn’t have to dig too hard to find his name, he simply cannot help himself. He sold tickets to his own wedding (I believe that spouse has since messily divorced him).

A screenshot of a website badly optimized for mobile: when The Steampunk World's Fair got started around 2009, there was no specific set of rules for how you were supposed to act at a Steampunk event. (There MAY be rules now, but if there are, we're ignoring them, other than, "It's aparty, please have fun and don't mess with anyone else's fun, okay?") So as far as we're concerned... Come As You Want, Wear What You Desire ...given the freedom, there are always going to be people who show up in everyday clothes - or even show up in work uniforms or something even less fun for them. And they're welcome.

nah man i think there were alway rules about paying the people who made your events run.

The dipshit steampunk Keith Raniere wannabe whose events I was entangled with fifteen years ago is back at it again

Fuck yes!

I hope Mitch Marner enjoys working someplace where no one on the street knows who the fuck he is.

What the actual fuck???

I always have bitch

Forgot alt text: close up of a carved gravestone from around the 17th century, featuring a skull and crossbones, tolling bell, and other symbols of death and mortality.

At St Magnus Cathedral in Orkney, and absolutely obsessed with the jaunty little Memento Mori skulls on the 17th century grave markers

All I’m gonna say is that there’s an outtake of me saying ‘should we do another take that’s a little less… erotic?’ and I am so deeply grateful and proud of the two maniacs who made this Dark Universe happen!

Mouth Stuff

Perhaps this is *my* privilege showing, but I find Zohran “groceries and stuff should cost less” Mamdani rather less frightening than the weird ghoul who killed thousands of seniors and assaulted a bunch of women.

We All Need to Be Talking About the Murder of Jonathan Joss This Pride and Beyond The actor, who was Comanche and White Mountain Apache, was shot in a targeted hate crime while protecting his husband.

Wrote this piece for Harpers Bazaar about the life, legacy, and hate-induced murder of Jonathan Joss through the eyes of being a Two-Spirit Native person this Pride.

I hope you take a read. For Him. For all of us. 🪶

Toasting them is FINE, especially if they’re not being made within sight of the counter!

36 hours before my flight and things are trending up… please send me all of your healthy vibes…

If I have to cancel my fucking trip to Scotland because I’m getting sick two days before I leave after sleeping on the couch with the air purifier on high for the better part of a week…