Certified Good Neighbor

I should go to the D4 candidate form, but I’d rather shit a Rubiks cube.

Bill Paxton in Edge of Tomorrow

Sometimes when I need a smile I think about Bill Paxton in Edge of Tomorrow and that does the trick.

I should go to the D4 candidate forum tonight but I would rather shit out a pine cone.

Newsom HQ:

People on the left simply must be lectured and corrected. There is no national circumstance, up to an including war, that could be more important than this imperative.

[my longest loudest sigh]

The Trump Administration Tried Hubrismaxxing against some Adversariods and is getting Historymogged

YouTube video by Carsie Blanton I can’t wait to hear what this one’s for

youtu.be/vjd4IBfAx54?...

For the Old Heads

The Tomb of the Unknown Clown, a casino pit boss that's also a skeleton, and perhaps the cheapest bribe to a mayor yet... it's all here!

When i die I want to see a tower made from all the beers i drank when i was alive.

Next president will have to rebuild the federal government while fighting a cadre of insane billionaires the whole way. The more bleak things get the more absurd it seems to consider electing some common weasel who wants to be president because he wants to be president

honestly jolene you can fucking have him, good luck girl

Ahhhh yes, that burning soulfire of A̺c̼̄t̵́í̴̫v̶i̸s̡m̶̫

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

California Democrats try and fail to find a consensus on governor's race The weekend event ended with no official endorsement of a candidate.

This reads to me like the CA Dem party wants to choose the winner before any votes are cast. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Almost all the D4 supe wanabees lined up for the ballot filing to destroy sunset dunes park.

Progressives should not be organizing with the "Legalize Vehicular Manslaughter" voters.

I'm on Natalie Gee's contact list, and hoo boy do I always say "I can't support Natalie if she can't support Sunset Dunes" to them near weekly.

Caller a couple days ago said that she hears that kind of feedback from about 25% of folks she reaches out to.

It's good to be on the local progressive donors list because politicians will call you when they want money and you can tell them they need to support Sunset Dunes or gtfo.

Take me down
to the old Bone Temple
Where the dead dicks swing
And the themes aren’t simple

Reading the rise and fall of the 3rd Reich on the bus, but since I'm still clearly in the rise part, I'm shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree

Bikelash share traits with transphobia in that it an elite panic that gets whipped up through media channels by a small group of absolute cranks.

Some people, and a lot of them sit on boards, really think it's their right to drunk drive and not learn pronouns.

There’s been a huge surge in S.F. traffic tickets — and police aren’t the reason Though San Francisco’s speed cameras only began issuing fines in the final five months of 2025, they brought traffic tickets issued in the city to levels not seen in more than a decade.

I'll say it again:

It's journalistic malpractice to publish a story about automatic enforcement that puts the number of tickets in the headline without mentioning safer streets.

Yeah, she’s kind of a big deal. 🦦

We’ve got an otter overachiever on our hands. 🌟 Selka’s survived a shark bite, contributed to scientific studies, and raised orphaned pups as a surrogate mother.

Large black and white illustration of Calvin and Hobbes on a ship in the water with a massive Z coming from behind. This was a private commission (not mine).

Calvin & Hobbes + Godzilla by @jamesstokoe.bsky.social.
#comics #art

seems like defunding the police and giving it to sfmta is on the table

I’m getting a horse.

the truth is in the alt text