Johan J's Avatar

Johan J

@johanj5.bsky.social

The Bulls will rule the rugby world Husband to Andrea 2 Cars 3 Children 4 Dogs

255 Followers  |  380 Following  |  219 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2023  |  2.3514

Latest posts by johanj5.bsky.social on Bluesky

We hope our underdog Bokkies don't end last in the Champs

07.08.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a song about this surname in SA

"Gee my 'n stukke van der Merwe"

It's a lekke dancing tune. Hear it a lot here on radio.

19.07.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do not let any Stormers hear that.

Although it's totally true.

19.07.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THAT'S OUR NEIGHBOUR'S

GREAT NEWS WOW

19.07.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nam out? I would miss them if true

19.07.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beirne is a test match robot, gotta tip my hat to that.
23 tackles with 4 turnovers is pretty great!

19.07.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beirne surely MOM

22 tackles 4 steals wow!

19.07.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah rare mistake by Lowe, got sucked in even if the 14 was there. Created the space for that try.

19.07.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aus needs a new 10 immediately. Their D system cannot handle multiple phases, they need someone to get them moving forward.

19.07.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I noticed they couldn't be arsed. Pretty poor!

19.07.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't happen, it's a figment of your imagination.

In fact the entire match didn't happen, it's all a woke misinformation campaign to try to hurt my feelings.

19.06.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

17.06.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I, for one, didn't enjoy that at all.

Found it hurtful to be honest!

17.06.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only part that was disturbing was the low paid coaches at Leinster ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

17.06.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘

16.06.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah we lost Elrigh who is our momentum player, Wiese also good at dragging folks a few meters, but went off to. Perfect storm!
Marcel is good hell, but he cannot break the line alone ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ we were screwed.

16.06.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife's company works with a courier firm, maybe I can work something out for you. I want to send a lekke brandy to Dermot in Scotland too. I will visit the Cape in January on holiday, I may pick up a little sumthin sumthin for you.

16.06.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, Jake's fine. We didn't have enough meat on the pitch to break the advantage line. Can't blame the coach. Willie kicked so badly. Lots of injuries from Sharks match.

With Wiese off for that HIA we had only Marcel left to carry and try and break the line. Not enough!

16.06.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For just such an occasion.

We have excellent wines in SA ye know and we are far from all 3 of those places.

Book something in the Western Cape, visit all the wine farms and take home a few cases of our best red, white and sherry.

16.06.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

16.06.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To soon for me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

16.06.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸคฃFit right in

16.06.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Waarheid Thala

16.06.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah hell, I'll hate them for this week, next week I'll be plotting their demise again with my braai skills๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I may have to move back to steak!

Luckily I have some excellent friends in Munster win or lose๐Ÿ’ช

16.06.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leinster and their fancy tackle coach can kiss my arse

14.06.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer to the URC final is so simple.

Look when I braai steak, Bulls lose, when I braai sosaties or pork chops we win.

So I have doubled down, today, it's sosaties and pork chops, to make double sure!

14.06.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

13.06.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ As long as no one blinks

13.06.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her family is Barvarians

13.06.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife also says winter isn't bad in Germany because of the way their houses and buildings are built ๐Ÿคฃ

13.06.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@johanj5 is following 20 prominent accounts