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The Bulls will rule the rugby world Husband to Andrea 2 Cars 3 Children 4 Dogs

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01.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They SECURED their 1st win with their new sponsor!

28.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was for us growing up countryside 🀣🀣🀣

Big thorns is not the problem. They have fine thorns that are nearly invisible that gets into your skin and you struggle to get them out. Normally takes days of picking.

My mom used to get do mad, she would have to struggle to get them out 🀣🀣🀣.

24.02.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grew up in the far N of SA where its hot as hell.

Prickly pears grew all over the place.

We ate them daily. And cried from being stung 🀣🀣

24.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 their kicking and chasing was the cause of their demise

22.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting with 3 little openside back rows was a mistake.

That is part of the reason I picked Ireland for the win and took some flack for it to 🀣🀣🀣

22.02.2026 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh and their chasers sucked to 🀣🀣🀣

22.02.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed Tom they kicked to little and when they did, it wasn't great strategically.

22.02.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scotland needs to pick up speed if they want to make the 25 point win margin target I set for them or face a strong worded email from me in the morning 😎

21.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So they did Jay. With JPG, Crowley and Big Stu you have infinite options though.

You can play straight through, or around or wide which you dont have with other combos

Impossible to set D for that kind of attack.

21.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turns out Crowley was the key to unlock the team, who knew?

That would be me, I knew and I've been fighting of doubters for over a year!

Fantastic dismantling of the England D!

21.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

With Big Stu, Crowley and JPG the options in attack is infinite. You can attack/break the l9ne or play around the loop.

Very difficult to set D for that!

Crowley is the key!

21.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was screaming from the rooftops ye got these English, but no one would listen.

With Crowley and Big Stu and JPG you got options to play around or straight through.

21.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I ask from my Irish friends is a little faith!

With JPG, Crowley and Bog Stu you can attack the line or play wide.
So many options makes very difficult to set your D

21.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I told ye all Ireland got this, but you thought I was playin'

Who's playing now bitches?

21.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only Oreland had a spare TH lock with over 10 years experience.

Like KleinπŸ€”

19.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was parachute into a role of someone who beat everybody in a 6 nations and despite his glaring problems, they gaslighted everyone.

He wasnt ready.

19.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiw captures the nature of the beast here

15.02.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to look at matches and use the WR standards. I saw 3 mistakes, that's half of the standard of 6. (May have missed one or two)
2 from scrums and one enter from the side penalty she got wrong against Italy.

She's way above average.

15.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those missiles on the side of the Scotland scrum took their time away Huw?

I think so, but the stats may prove me wrong as usual 🀣🀣🀣

15.02.2026 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like Finn does nothing but think of ways to untangle England.

Its his birthday gift to himself every year. And it just happens on different dates every year.

15.02.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have it on good authority that the Ireland front row talked about getting a ham pineapple pizza after the match.
Italy heard this and the rest is history.

15.02.2026 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He was the cornerstone on which that match was built.

15.02.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 glorious

15.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

15.02.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone in the IRFU did this, not sure of its management or coaching.

15.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet he looks a little bored 🀣🀣🀣

14.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it when Scotlands goes of the rails like this its glorious🀣🀣

14.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

World class 10s dont do much different looking at the stats, but when wc 10s enters the pitch, everyone around them plays 50% better.

Look at Carter, Steyn, Pollard, Biggar and the list goes on.

14.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0