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My cat??? A JOKE?????? That's quackers.

#FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck

Ope 👀

I was going to complain about the lack of an "All of the Above" option until I realized the actual question. I'm going to use the sleep now.

How come I see all these "welcome to threads" posts by randos, but when I post something, it reaches two mutuals and the sock I kicked across the room?

Hot Take: If more conservatives went to therapy, there would be fewer conservatives.

I can't believe I didn't recognize him sooner!

Instructions unclear: capybara driving pizza delivery truck.

But for real, what the hell is this captcha thing? If humans understand this, I may, in fact, be a robot.

Idea: a kitchen version of Count Dracula that tells the story of Count Spatula in his castle in Pansylvania. All puppets must have googley eyes. Jeff Goldblum is there too.

Will this be the platform where I talk mad shit about the oxygen raviolis who are mean to me on my influencer accounts? Stay tuned to find out.

The accuracy tho

If you don’t know who Jay Graber is, you will. She’s the woman behind Blue Sky.

Everyone’s talking about it. In just the past week, Bluesky’s user base has exploded, more than doubling to over 16 million as people scramble for an alternative to X, Facebook, and Threads.
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Do it.

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

Do y'all know how hard it is to argue that I don't belong in the kitchen as a pansexual woman with POTS? I'm like two diagnoses away from being a full cupboard. What's next, spatula?

#POTS #Pan #Spatula #TheKitchen #stereotypes

I didn't feel like retyping, so I'm just gonna screenshot it. Plus, then you get a duck.

#LGBTQ+ #Pansexual

Another day at Bluesky, and it looks like growth is not slowing down! Welcome!

We’d like to take a moment to share our stance on AI and user data:

Dear Bsky jeebus 🙏🏻 , pls send me:

- cat people
- gamers
- D&D peeps
- The entire gay agenda
- atheists
- autistics
- more cat people
- body positives
- depresso espressos
- ducks?
- HR peeps
- Sisters of the coven desiring to tople the patriarchy
- reptile peeps

Am I doing this right? 👀

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It's not fair to call this a "rage" playlist because what I'm feeling is a lot sharper than that.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1x1...

I was encouraging a friend today and realized others may benefit from reading this as well. 🧡

Never dim your light because someone else wants darkness. Be brilliantly you.

#Encouragement #selfworth #loveyourself #shinebright #emotionalsupport

I have seen Star Wars more than once, so I am confident I should be appointed as Comander in Chief of Space Force.

A article headline that says “A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples” And there’s a picture of a raccoon underneath his face loooks cute

you ever seen a more relatable headline

My go-to snack when I'm angry is an apple because the feeling of biting something with enough force to break skin and make it bleed is relaxing.

#FeminineRage

Do more people use this app or threads?

Hi, I'm Kayla. I like cats, videogames, and the idea of dismantling the tyrannical government that is about to hold its boot on our necks. Follow me for unhinged content, intrusive thoughts, and emotional outbursts.

YouTube video by The Pawtistics Family isn't made up of "blood" relatives. It is made up of "love" relatives.

My first post of Bluesky and this is what it is. youtu.be/_g_6-wR5m2A?...