Glasgow Kiss

Post someone who looks good in a dress..

Image from Twitter

At least you didn’t waste the money.

Thought I’d get involved in all that international women’s day stuff.

Happy International Women’s 23 Hours.

Get used to earning less than your male counterparts, sweetheart. Now smile dammit, you are so much prettier when you smile.

YouTube video by Country Joe and the Fish - Topic Flying High

Farewell and fly high, Country Joe. Off to your next psychedelic adventure among the stars. Thank you for everything, you beautiful soul 💙
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Hoping tomorrow is the day I wake up and realise in the shower, it was all a dream.

Like Rocky he battered that bloated orange fool.

It was joy to watch.

Haven't been able to relax since they said the moon relaxing was fake. How could a conspiracy theory land on me like that, all I did was watch the tides get off work

Captain bottle bank leading by example

"It is not good for all our wishes to be filled; through sickness we recognize the value of health; through evil, the value of good; through hunger, the value of food; through exertion, the value of rest." Dorothy Canfield Fisher. "Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." Garrison Keillor.

Alexa:

Go to the gym for me and do back and legs.

One day at this very moment everything will now be something else very pizzazz entirely and I do not know what anything means so if this is it just define pizzazz

the great thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

the shit thing about the internet is that we have access to so much information

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you, in another decade

You try to be a good neighbor but there's only so much not violating a psychic HOA rule against peeping minds for who might need to borrow sugar an empath can do

Classic

Fair

No Soutter?

..ok have it your way… best of three..

2nd arm wrestle: BANG 💥 quick victory to myself.

3rd arm wrestle: BANG 💥 another convincing win.

So that’s 2-1 to me now but he still just keeps laughing and smiling at me.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!?!?

I’m good at baby sitting.

.”.does this guy think he just won that due to strength”? He just keeps laughing at me, I’m thinking, “you never really won anyway because your elbow was up off the floor” I wasn’t going to be a dick about it though because he’s only a baby.
But he just keeps laughing at me though… 🧵 👇🏼

Had my 7 month nephew for a day ‘cos his Mum had to go on a course.
He can crawl so I gave him a wee arm wrestle, down on the floor, so I let him win (obviously I could have won, I can 100% beat a baby in an arm wrestle) but he just kept laughing and smiling at me.
I’m thinking to myself… 🧵 👇🏼

It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow

Nelson using Milhouse's fist to hit him with whilst also filming him. Nelson is saying "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."

Nelson then demanded Milhouse's unconditional surrender

The gap in my resume? That’s when I worked at the Gap, dumbass

A map of 51A that Lisa Simpson is looking at. There is a red star and text that says "You are here, we are not"

My welcome mat

i talk a lot of shit for someone who doesn't really talk a lot