Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
22.12.2025 14:00 — 👍 3006 🔁 408 💬 23 📌 9
Legit thought I just saw Channing Tatum for Versace Bros.
15.12.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I finally watched Terrifier last night. That clown has no chill.
15.10.2025 11:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0returning these extra fine pens because they’re out of my league
25.08.2025 00:13 — 👍 30 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0The show was so good!
21.06.2025 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
05.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 11452 🔁 1794 💬 56 📌 31Happy birthday, Moms everywhere!
11.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When times are tough I think “at least I’m one of Wikipedia’s rarest supporters”
15.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️
11.04.2025 22:25 — 👍 784 🔁 83 💬 21 📌 3More like April drools, amirite? #wakawakawaka
01.04.2025 14:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙁
18.03.2025 01:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know much about the nba but I think New Orleans should be the Night Falcons. #pelicans
18.03.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m jealous of these cats because they don’t know or care about what hockey is.
11.03.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am currently suffering from delayed onset all messed up from Daylight Savings Time and I appreciate your patience.
10.03.2025 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got to pet a dog today so all in all…good day.
06.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
06.02.2025 13:54 — 👍 15434 🔁 2446 💬 159 📌 68
Me: Hey, I know we just had a serious conversation about boundaries but I want you to know you’re a very good kitty.
Ozzy: …
Me: Hey, stop eating my buttons.
Sitting here with my own rescues!
27.01.2025 02:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know how I ended up on the mushroom picture Bluesky algorithm but I’m just going to roll with it.
25.01.2025 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
POV: you get grocery-bombed by your work crew after your health emergency. They’re calling it the snak train and I’m overwhelmed with gratitude 😭
23.01.2025 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Goofy ass black cat struggling.
Me every time I have to figure out a new social network:
22.01.2025 13:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0