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@thepwhlofficial • 1h ago • 4,886 votes Chat, who are you rooting for? Montréal Victoire Toronto Sceptres Just here for great hockey <3 already late but this is more important : 47% 16% 38%

toronto sceptres losing the pwhl broadcast poll to "i hope both teams have fun" is humiliating in a way i've never seen happen to a sports franchise before

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

Do you think your wife should (and should regularly) only have non-procreative sex/ orgasms with you but nobody else? A common view, but why?

I think Bluesky’s user base would grow faster if they didn’t make you answer this when you sign up for an account

the greatest sentence ever composed

(Three Stooges in a death cult)

MOE: Alright ya peabrains it's time for us to ascend.
CURLY: I did it yestaday!
MOE: Where'd ya do that?
CURLY: At da post office, ascend a letter!
[Moe beats Curly over the head with punch bowl, spilling it on the floor, ruining the ceremony]

timeline cleanse

two drawings of Salem on the left side is a cartoon anthropomorphic purple transmasc rabbit in a Deftones shirt with a speech bubble next to him saying "that's why I decided to draw myself in such a simple style" on the right side is a more realistic/detailed drawing of the artist(Salem) a black transmasc with dreadlocks in a Deftones shirt. he has a speech bubble next to him that says "would you have listened to me if I looked like this??"

that one art meme
(he/him for both)

4-panel comic: Astronomers asking researchers from different departments to help them identify the “little red dots” in JWST images: (1) Entomologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 2 with shoulder-length hair.] PERSON 2: Clover mites. (2) Computer Scientists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 3 with beanie.] PERSON 3: Stuck pixels. (3) Dermatologists [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 4 with ponytail.] PERSON 4: Cherry angiomas. (4) Graphic designers [Person 1 behind easel that is black with red dots on it, looked at by Person 5 with short hair.] PERSON 5: No, those are vermillion, or maybe jasper. Can I see your color settings?

Little Red Dots

xkcd.com/3212/

Best Friends had a few prescient moments that have stood the test of time, but one of the more underrated ones was the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 video where they go online and see 2 people playing and Woolie correctly calls out, "The only people playing are other youtubers trying to get content."

My comic for @robby.zone

he genuinely posts about Zohran as if he's his Marxist son

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

i always imagined a leopard standing on its hind legs and striking a model pose. which is less curious in a “this animal is curious and trying to see what’s going on” way and more curious in a “hey, just curious, why the fuck is a leopard doing that?” way

First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

THERAPIST: and this one?

ME: that looks like you kissing my mum.

THERAPIST: what about this one?

ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these?

THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.

Bill Clinton is smiling while looking back through old Epstein photos & nodding over memories His attorney snatches them out of Bill's hands.

Bill smiling

I always smile at photos of me with a sex trafficker when I hate sex trafficking

kash must remain in this position for trump’s entire term. it’s vital to our nation’s interests

🍋🍎🍊🍐

Some demon idk: Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. People named racecar: *picture of Vision starting at his hands* Why the fuck was I named Racecar?

Senator Kennedy is a disingenuous racist fuck and yet he is eating Kristi Noem for lunch today. I don’t know why we are being treated to this but I will take it

meme showing guys looking serious with the caption: "white people when you turn off the burnt peanut funniest clips"

when you start a war in the Middle East and even bomb a school and still Jesus doesn’t return

The stand up comedy subreddit is so good because a lot of times a guy will be like “I it can’t possibly be my material”