Jonathan Dano

Maybe 2 air fried hotdogs will fix me

Something is wrong with my alphabet soup, it just says OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wait, these are SpaghettiOs...

Yeah I'm just a pretty twisted guy... You know the song crazy train? That's just a regular train to me... Familiar with crazy glue? Yup... Regular glue...

TWO THINGS:

1. What if sometimes when you get Deja Vu, its not because something has already happened to you. Instead, whatever caused the Deja Vu feeling WILL HAPPEN AGAIN eventually and you can just sense it

2. I don't think those mushrooms in my yard were edible

Stop giving me stress balls! They don't work! I eat the entire thing and then I have to go to the hospital. How does that help with stress?

YouTube video by Panda Stories What's The Most Badass Thing You Did Completely By Accident?

Just sharing to see if I can reach a wider audience! My casual Narration work in a lofi beat video

youtu.be/A3j1Rp8S_rk?...

Me in a sword duel with a scientist:

"ohhhhhhh CITE your sources..."

Why do they have to make important adult stuff so BORING thoughhhhh like taxes? Insurance? Home equity? UGHHHHHH am I right?

I miss my cat so bad.

Conservatives: Electric cars are terrible and bad and anyone who drives an electric car is a sissy and only real Americans drive Gas powered cars

Elon: I'm a fascist

Conservatives: Tesla is a great American company, and their Electric cars belong in the driveways of every American family

No ❤️

You literally got worked up though. You can pretend you didn't, but your responses are defensive and your response to something easily ignorable was rather fussy. Just scroll. You took time out of your day to complain, as I am taking time right now to explain to you, your own nonsense.

I just want to live in a country/world where everyone lives their own lives peacefully, with love and happiness and without fear of it being ripped away from them.

Just watched the person ahead of me in the drive thru line throw a half-finished iced coffee directly on the the ground. If she had waited to pull forward one more car length she would have been next to a trash can. It took everything I had not to pick it up and throw it back into her open window.

🎶🎵 I got 99 problems and this math test is really long. Why are there so many problems?

I am suffering from success in a way. I have so many RPG tools and game systems that I cant decide and be happy with any combination of SOME of them. Do I use my cool dm screen that has panels that flip open like a book? Do I use the laptop I bought to run Dnd or other RPGs? Pen/paper or screens...

I can't remember what Queen Latifah looks like and I refuse to look her up because if I can't recall her face from memory then I have failed to be a good person.

I may need 2 therapy sessions per week

The very idea that someone I know is gone, unexpectedly, is distressing in ways I don't know I've ever truly felt. Mortality is a very humbling feeling. Tell your loved ones that you love them.

My poor baby (Dog) is crying because the guards (my dad) are currently defending our castle (clearing the driveway) from a roaring dragon! (Snowblower)

The best part about working from home is you can scream as much as you like and nobody calls HR

Voiceover client: Can you match the energy and tone of this clip I'm about to send you? *Clip has a narrator speaking casually, but with that YouTuber inflection*

Me: Sure! *thinks I'm doing exactly that*

Them: no that's not quite what I want

Me: oh okay
*carves "I'm a failure" into the drywall*

Im not a stomach sleeper. I'm not a side sleeper or a back sleeper. I am all of them. I rotate in my sleep like a rotisserie shithead. I'm flopping onto each side every 15 minutes like steaks on the grill. Yeehaw it's an insomnia barbecue. Watch me flop like a fish dropped on the boat floor

You chose all the right dialogue options to choose that romance path, you made sure you had the special item that would unlock the secret dialogue option to kiss that man. You are telling on yourself so hard. And you have the audacity to cry about DEI after making sure your PC kisses his special man

One of my favorite parts about people crying about "wokeness" in games are when someone leaves a review saying "I didn't realize there would be gay stuff, I was playing the game and then my male character started kissing men" but that romance path is hard to stumble into. You made sure it happened.

Me seeing work emails when my brain hasn't fully booted up yet

I don't want to rise and grind, I want to rot and be forgot

It's wild that our society puts so much pressure on us having jobs (need money to do anything) yet those jobs can just drop people when they feel like it. Employers should have to fight your seven evil Exs to be able to fire you.

Adult hack. Don't have a sofa, have a bunk bed. That way any overnight guests are forced to hang out with you.