Matty Medlyn

Two men in a green field, one wearing a red purple running jacket, the other in an azure one. They smile at the camera but look tired.

A screenshot from the runkeeper app, showing a route around the Bristol downs. It shows 10k were ran i 1 hour and 1 minute

Ran 10k with @woofblitzerreports.bsky.social , didn't die and decent time too

When you realise with a bit of cropping, a much better joke can be made

The Breakfast Club

1985 dir. John Hughes

Waiting in the queue for coffee. One American in front of me, 5 Americans behind. One behind me says to the one in front "hey can you order all our coffees"

Fuck sake. I'm guessing Republicans.

Oh now, that is difficult, is less "actually offensive to the IP" than section 31 was

That was an excellent decision!

Very, I'm so disappointed

I love an nonsensical overblown CGI mess, Jupiter's Ascending's a good example of that, but Tron Ares has 0 soul and you get the feeling no-one was enjoying even making the film

Tron: Ares is just so laughably bad, I feel sorry for the effects folk who clearly slaved over that dreadful film, such a waste of money & IP on a film with a basic yet nonsensical plot and awful dialogue

Jodie Turner Smith deserved better and I hope it bought Gillian Anderson a nice house

And she knows it!

A black and brown Dachshund sits on a tiled floor, she is wearing a pink collar and a pink party hat with the number two on it.

Our little Killy is all grown up 😍

#dogsofbluesky

Well, this seems hauntingly familiar

I look like I have been badly photoshopped into this.

Awwww, lovely last-minute run into @guyver3x.bsky.social before the carnage of Birmingham International station

It’s time for Grease 3!

Omg who said that?!

All Labour needed to do was be not corrupt and appear to care about people a bit more than the Tories… and they couldn’t manage that.

I’m fucking disgusted.

Anachronox, that game was amazing for its time and damn well deserves a remaster

At @tfnationltd.bsky.social on stage Jim Sorenson just said "There's some really good ideas in the bible" but no that's the other convention happening at the Hilton this weekend

Thank god I brought a suitcase to @tfnationltd.bsky.social

Come back Thursday night, then Friday Morn I'm straight off to Birmingham for TFN, waaaaah

I've had 5 shows today, including watching @robbotron.bsky.social get increasingly horny at a man in a pink shirt, and yet, I have another show in 2 hours time

PLEASE, MY SLEEP PATTERN, IT'S VERY SICK

A out to head to show #18 of the Fringe, every night this week doesn't end until 1:30 - 2am, then I have to haul ass to TFN. I'm gonna be a HUSK by the time I get there .

UK is short for, you ok?

My age verification photo

I shall find you for one of these!

Last night's look, didn't hate it tbh

Two men with short beards, in sunglasses, wearing white tanktops and smiling while standing in a dry field at a festival.

Based on the sunshine, drought, and fashion, you wouldn't know this was taken in England. With the lovely @mattymedlyn.bsky.social at Bristol Pride.

A dog in midair leaping at the camera giving the picture a fish eyed look, the dog is a black lab and while mid air is spiking the camera, with another white lab looking on in wonder

I would listen to this album all day

Pride March is done!
Home now for shower #2 of the day before heading to the festival bit...
Ft @mattymedlyn.bsky.social and his VERY popular sign 😀

PHRASING