Matty Medlyn

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Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Our Home Affairs Select Committee report on the Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban has been published. An extraordinary and unjustified decision that exposed serious failures within West Midlands Police.

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid My column in the Herald on Sunday: the Scottish grooming gangs inquiry is welcome. We must also confront how our third sector has become institutionally corrupted to the point where it sides with SNP ministers instead of standing with women and girls

Joani Reid MP @JoaniReid Follow The SNP are taking the biscuit. They chose to turn Glasgow into sanctuary for asylum seekers through their own virtue-signalling policies, and now they want the Home Office to bail them out.

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

I'm of the age where you'd say "I had a fall"

Me too, thanks!

Anyway yesterday I saw a broken museum exhibit screen that was running Shockwave Flash so this week's not been too bad.

We might be nearing the end of the world but 2 things will always remain: Cher and SpaceNK telling me I have a fivers worth of "N.dulge points" to spend.

Here is a short demonstration

Yeah, I'm made of sturdy stuffs!

Previous post, TLDR I'm a doofus

To be honest with you, I'll take an injection of antibiotics in the ass over having a raw wound rubbed down with 70% alcohol any day of the week.

@drewbear84.bsky.social said I was "screaming with me eyes" during that

Gross arm photo.

Some people have to get antibiotics on holiday for sexy reasons. Me, because I'm a clutz.

You'll have missed the drama from other socials. Went for a run on Monday along the beach. Fell over. Volcanic rock like fucking glass, shredded my arm and hands.

may its windows never be clean.

Wednesday thoughts

Lg double cross no headmaster but otherwise complete £25

As if there were any other kind tbh

I don't think I've ever seen you with so much hair!

Buy a houseplant
Kill the houseplant
Replace houseplant with a spider plant hangy thing
Thats how you end up with 29 spider plants

bringing my ai assistant to my locksmith training course so it can summarise key learnings for me

Also, Bjork was my first gig. Yeah, I *am* super cool.

An album from when I was 19? Look at me, fucking Mumm-Ra

Imma try!

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Off to do something I would really rather not

(Flying to New York to work for a week)

3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy leaning on a shovel standing next to a snow sculpture that says “Edgy Comedy” Panel 2: Sun comes out from behind clouds Panel 3: The snow melts, revealing a stone sculpture that says “The weakest shit I have ever written”

edgy

It wasn't easy, we had difficulty explaining branches

Today I had to explain GitHub to my therapist, how's your day going?

Two men in a green field, one wearing a red purple running jacket, the other in an azure one. They smile at the camera but look tired.

A screenshot from the runkeeper app, showing a route around the Bristol downs. It shows 10k were ran i 1 hour and 1 minute

Ran 10k with @woofblitzerreports.bsky.social , didn't die and decent time too

When you realise with a bit of cropping, a much better joke can be made

The Breakfast Club

1985 dir. John Hughes

Waiting in the queue for coffee. One American in front of me, 5 Americans behind. One behind me says to the one in front "hey can you order all our coffees"

Fuck sake. I'm guessing Republicans.