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JoJo Smith

@jojosmithuk.bsky.social

Ex-Dexys trouser-ironer, ex-journalist, ex-stand up comedian, ex-X, currently just me. Ally. No DMs unless I know you.

1,089 Followers  |  382 Following  |  585 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.6332

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How’s this for a memory? Magnificent Miriam Margolyes, stupendous Stephen K Amos and me on a night out in Edinburgh August 2014.

11.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

02.12.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36723    πŸ” 11377    πŸ’¬ 858    πŸ“Œ 471

New Half Man Half Biscuit single out now!

26.11.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could get people to understand one thing about agoraphobia; it’s not like when Sigourney Weaver faints trying to leave the house in Copycat, I can go to work, because one thing that’s more terrifying than leaving the house is not having a house to be in.

25.11.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NO LIES TOLD....

25.11.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

How cute. Morrissey and Flavour Flavour recreating that photo behind taken 40 years ago.

19.11.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎯🎯🎯🎯

14.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11282    πŸ” 3661    πŸ’¬ 504    πŸ“Œ 186
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

14.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 26639    πŸ” 8954    πŸ’¬ 879    πŸ“Œ 411

Oh Jane I’m so sorry to read this. Sending tons of love ❀️

03.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

01.11.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 384    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

The only thing funnier than Trump confusing a dementia test for an IQ test is that THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE’S DONE THAT

30.10.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Labour, just keep sharing footage like this tagged 'This is the Britain The Tories/Farage want'.

25.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10/10 brilliant album.

24.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
END ISRAEL'S OCCUPATION OF WESTMINSTER

END ISRAEL'S OCCUPATION OF WESTMINSTER

END ISRAEL'S OCCUPATION OF WESTMINSTER

18.10.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That time I went to Angkor Wat and it was flooded. #cambodia2011

17.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Arron Banks:

- Est. net worth: Β£250m (in 2017)

- Complex web of offshore companies in various tax havens

- Lied to a parliamentary committee about his multiple "business" meetings with agents of Putin's mafia state

How much more normal can you get?

16.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Netanyahu 'determined' to pressure Hamas to find remaining dead hostages The Israeli prime minister's comments come after Hamas said it could not access the bodies of 19 hostages in Gaza.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
The irony of this situation isn’t lost on us. Hamas can’t get to all the hostage bodies bc of the ruble. Who created the ruble? And did some of those hostages lose their lives bc of the bombing that caused the ruble?

16.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

07.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 17761    πŸ” 5510    πŸ’¬ 448    πŸ“Œ 190

A British academic is tracking the Dictator in the WH’s authoritarian acts since taking office in Jan.

It tracks illegalities, unconst’l acts, abuses of power - anything undermining democracy & propping up authoritarianism.

Tally is at 1466 authoritarian acts.

πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

www.trumpactiontracker.info?

07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel.

I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel. I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel.

I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

06.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.

04.10.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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Pro-Israel Zionist demonstrator harasses and yells slurs at a small American Jewish child.

03.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 40
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South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell' A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.

02.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 28531    πŸ” 10110    πŸ’¬ 1359    πŸ“Œ 497
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The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.

30.09.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

29.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 27354    πŸ” 12027    πŸ’¬ 1105    πŸ“Œ 819
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Facebook taking me back to when I was more than a shopping list of chronic illnesses.

28.09.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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