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JoJo Smith

@jojosmithuk.bsky.social

Ex-Dexys trouser-ironer, ex-journalist, ex-stand up comedian, ex-X, currently just me. Ally. No DMs unless I know you.

1,058 Followers  |  380 Following  |  580 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8537

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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

07.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13656    πŸ” 4254    πŸ’¬ 379    πŸ“Œ 163

A British academic is tracking the Dictator in the WH’s authoritarian acts since taking office in Jan.

It tracks illegalities, unconst’l acts, abuses of power - anything undermining democracy & propping up authoritarianism.

Tally is at 1466 authoritarian acts.

πŸ†˜πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

www.trumpactiontracker.info?

07.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 193    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel.

I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel. I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

Keir Starmer says the UK stands with Israel.

I am a UK citizen, and I do not stand with Isreal, or anyone who arms it, funds it, or enables it.

06.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.

04.10.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
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Pro-Israel Zionist demonstrator harasses and yells slurs at a small American Jewish child.

03.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 40
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South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell' A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.

02.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 28578    πŸ” 10138    πŸ’¬ 1368    πŸ“Œ 500
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The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.

30.09.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

29.09.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 27413    πŸ” 12073    πŸ’¬ 1119    πŸ“Œ 825
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Facebook taking me back to when I was more than a shopping list of chronic illnesses.

28.09.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reform UK's ex-Wales leader Nathan Gill admits pro-Russia bribery Nathan Gill admits eight charges of bribery while being a Member of the European Parliament.

How is this not front page news?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

27.09.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2834    πŸ” 1388    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 68

#Uniqlo
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They left it hanging out of my letterbox and I had no idea it was there. By the time I descended 3 flights of stairs it was gone. I provided all the proof you requested, and now you call me a liar. Shame on you.

25.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@uniqloeurope I bought a T-shirt from you and paid for delivery by the company @hivedhq. I got notice it was being delivered on Sunday and messaged them to say I’d just had knee surgery and could they ring my buzzer. They didn’t. They left it hanging out of my letterbox 🧡1/2

25.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

25.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 27425    πŸ” 9059    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 310
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This is great messaging from Rep. Jasmine Crockett - let's hold accountable every single Republican who voted for Trump's Big, Ugly bill, which is already hurting working families in this country and will only get worse.

#FlipCongressBlue

22.09.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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When Rishi Sunak made the Vaccine deal with Moderna as Chancellor, he had up to Β£530m invested in Moderna.

Now Michelle Mone is desperately bringing it up.

Like if you want Mone on trial.
RT if you want them both facing the music.

20.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 689    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Oh god yes! I was a bit scared about being discharged on Friday but I was more scared at the thought of staying in hospital. So far I’ve made the right call.

21.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Beth. It’s those most horrific pain ever immediately afterwards but by yesterday I was fit enough to come from hospital and today it feels so much better x

20.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Six days post knee replacement surgery and already feeling a massive improvement on the pre-op pain. I’m climbing stairs and everything. #GodBlessTheNHS

20.09.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one seriously funny man! Go see him.

20.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Gogglebox on catch up. I see the gorgeous blonde sisters have had a MAJOR glow up! Noticed the complete lack of snacks on the coffee table too.

20.09.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Name the most overlooked gem for 90s Cinema 🎬

Twin towns followed by Shooting Fish

19.09.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If you see this, please share it.

Then listen to the media to see if you hear them mention it.

19.09.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Just over a month to go until @robinince.bsky.social returns to Linlithgow, and we are super excited! "Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal" is his delightfully heartfelt, funny and personal account of navigating the world with ADHD. Don't miss out on this one! Tickets: tinyurl.com/FFTMCRobinInce

16.09.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

By 'the extra 20%' does he mean 'nicking people's social videos in a way that likely breaches copyright but will rarely be chased up because it is complicated to do so'.

16.09.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record.

My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers.

I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

15.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36609    πŸ” 9341    πŸ’¬ 1832    πŸ“Œ 485

2025 white supremacists just lynched a 21 year old black student called Trey Reed in Mississippi. He was found dead with a broken arm and both legs broken. The police say it’s not racist.
This world is fucked. Any country with the capability should nuke the hell out of the entire planet. We’re done.

16.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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