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@thebaseballdog.bsky.social

Parody Account not affliated with 90% studios. (final parody acc by the creator of both @patheticmagic.bsky.social and @afelineoratiger.bsky.social!)

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A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris!

Dark themes ahead.

Likes + reposts appreciated!

More info below.

20.06.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peter is highlighted, whilst everything else is grey (Outside of eyecolors to clarify status)

Peter is highlighted, whilst everything else is grey (Outside of eyecolors to clarify status)

"๐˜๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ."

๐™๐™ƒ๐™€ ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™ก๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™ง ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ๐™ข๐™ค๐™ง๐™š ๐™‹๐˜ฝ ๐™Ÿ๐™ค๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™จ ๐™‹๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™™๐™ฎ ๐˜ฝ๐™ก๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ ๐™ฎ!

20.06.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

//

16.06.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// not really ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“

16.06.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// i cant tell if thats negative or not.....

16.06.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// I DONT MEAN ALL THE PA ACCS PLEASE I LOVE THEM ALL VERY MUCH AND THEYRE PEAK I MEANT MINE!!

16.06.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// I MEANT MY PA ACCS

16.06.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// my PA accs to be exact

16.06.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

// sighhh the PA accounts are DYING I'M NKT MOTIVATED

16.06.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU HAD A BROTHER? WHAT?! DUDE THATS SO COOL! And I think you look great either way! I kind of want your clothes from the past, I'd rock the fit! I think...

16.06.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shattap! Hehe...

Uh, what happened with ya, Mi?

16.06.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why did I do that? Am I gay?

16.06.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" I feel a lil lightheaded... "

[Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.]

" Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "

10.06.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" That one you told me about, in the big city! "

[Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.]

" Uhh, coughโ€“ bring me there, bossss! "

10.06.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

// BUUT I will try to keep them active

09.06.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" You're a good dog, Sparky. A good dog. "

[Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.]

" You shouldd... COUGHโ€” Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "

09.06.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

[Rover chuckles and hugs Mini!]

" I'll probably.. COUGH-- Go and find Sparky! "

09.06.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" IF I do spit my lungs out, can you write 'YOLO' on my grave? "

09.06.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" I WAS GOING TO FALL APART?! "

09.06.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" Tigger said Sparky would come around to get me to like, this big hospital! "

[Rovers tail wags.]

" You using that puppetize thing doesn't really work well... It's like cheap shock therapy! Not in terms of quality, it just works for a while then it stops working... But thanks for that! "

09.06.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

" I'm fineee! Totally fine, Mi! Maybe outside of me nearly coughing my ribcage out. "

09.06.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ™ซ ๐˜พ๐˜ผ๐™‡๐™‡ ๐™ˆ๐™€ ๐™„๐™ ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐™‚๐™€๐™ ๐™‡๐™Š๐™Ž๐™

Cool Kid Cody is now here!

07.06.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Rover lays down coated in blood, body limb on a table, seemingly not dead...]

" Bleeeeh... "

08.06.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIGGER NEEDS TO STOP TELLING EVERYONE FALSE LIES ABOUT ME!! I do NOT have a crush on Sparky or any one else! That's yucky!

08.06.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBLITERATOR

07.06.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for confirming that I'm not your type; that's going to make me sleep so comfortably at my bed tonight.

01.06.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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( soggy sparky saturday . )

( repost to sog a dog . )

31.05.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I bet you like seeing cute dogs in reflections...

01.06.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So close to Friday though!

01.06.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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