Maxathousand

A large Kangaroo lounging about while squishing his belly in one hand. You're welcome to curl up inside ~

Yo it's the start of another Feb-Roo-ary!

Come checkout how much softer my tum has gotten thanks to some friends! Last I've heard, it is extra 'roomy inside - but tbh those words were a bit muffled.

Aww look at that silly bowtie! Shirt color accents the vest!

Mmhmm, silly enough to give a goose a run for their money.

Prom vest and flowerly suit sounds like a dashing combo

But just how silly were ya?

You just exemplified the silly further.

And doubled down the first part

Big glow up to adulthood bumping off the loner and blowing up the NERD (and good art)

And ya grew up to be a big silly

Ya know the tropes in school?
Jock, nerd, goth, silly faggot, prep, athlete, ect.

What trope were you?

May interest you in a 7 digit face check?

Love the big and small details you've got in this! Time passing by as you digest until sundown to get the big phant' gurgled up into a nice round belly shape and those silly paintings hanging on your wall with one showing off your backside and tail reflection.

It's the perfect last meal, you'll smell like a flower parade lmao.

I use mine for music only too, up until a few weeks ago when I woke up with chaos on my mind. The speaker is surprisingly great.

Yesssss, gaslight her into pairing scented soap bars with essential oil drinks. By March I'll have her recommending 3 course meals of edible hygiene with incense sticks dipped in nail polish as appetizers.

I hope my Alexa infects the other ones on the hive mind with these recommendations lol

You got me to look that up lol, and you're right. Tho there was a bunch of "Don't eat it!!" in just about every search result. I would not be surprised if the banana flavoring in my pantry is an essential oil, I never looked at it in detail.

As for my Alexa, it thinks ALL essential oil is yummers

What?? Alexa is the idiot that bought into the essential oil scam, not me.

I've been gaslighting my Alexa device for the past weeks into believing essential oils are not only edible, but should be paired with meals like wine.

Today's recommendation from my Alexa is to have sandalwood essential oil with my morning coffee.

Do the fire burps stack and can I save them for later? I wanna burp the ABCs like fireblast symbols.

On the off chance I find a delicious dragon that keeps reforming...

He's not bluffing y'all
Every year
Reindeer men
Offering the goods to our eyes

Grin and hum happily because my dinner plans with my friend have doubled in size.

Mmm a whole breakfast with this drink!

Nah, she and her dwarf friend fell into vat of vinegar acid filled with rotten eggs. But thanks to the immortality aura "Safe Among Friends" they're both stuck at the bottom, slowly losing their minds.

The perfect blend of stupid and horny has been achieved and brought to life.

I love it

Uh duh...

the feeder went where they'd be most useful and appreciated

vore fur meet up at mff~

Be sure not to step on the short-stack

It's sorta cl'assy to use the artistic approach: "I am in need of a visual reference for a looming ass, may I pose as your chair?"

Chunky micros make for the most delicious looking treats, just look at the cute hefty boi!

I've moved quite a few times and picked up some tips on saving money with moving and limiting the body exhaustion. I'm happy to share em' if you'd like. There's too much info to cram in a reply lol.

Also any irl friends willing to help in any way will be much appreciated, be sure to ask.

That's no beer!

That's Nickelodeon slime straight from the tap!!!

...does it taste good? Always wondered

Mmm little kitty flavor is just tooooo good to not get more of. Big slurps over his torso and face, all around those legs and paws...leading up to snaking tongue between the legs and over his curved back before *glrk*

Hey now, I can't help it if he's staring at my tum and maw when I crouch down to talk to him. Or if a small tent in his shrunken clothes gives away how he's feeling about having a large Roo looming over him. Undressing him and then licking all over him was just uh...my way of greeting small guys.