Random Internet Gay

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Hahaha unfortunately no I was not the inspiration for the mug 😂

I could use an assistant 😜

I love it 😂 says “don’t talk to me until I’ve put on my assless chaps” on the other side haha

I’ve got some brown sugar milk tea sachets and my balls, is that close enough?

Kind of a lie tbh, the actual start was lining up at the passport office in -15°, but I couldn’t take a bulge photo there so here we are

Some tea to start my Tuesday 😊

Excitement or exasperation? 😬

The correct answer is simply less ☺️

Thank you! 😊

Perfect, go ahead and make this Monday a little less painful for me 😜

Had to stay on theme 😜

We can switch our dms to English lessons if you’d prefer 😉

Not sure you know what “vaguely” means 🤨

Sounds like I can give my hand a bit of a break then 😜

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Any help in specific? 😜

What a ridiculous thing to suggest 🤨

What would you like us to look at? 😜

Me too, it’s a nice blue! 😊

Thank you! It was a good night ☺️

All you’ll need to do is open your mouth, I’ll feed it to you 😜

Thank you ☺️☺️

Yes please 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Haha thank you! 😁

Can I caption this something about going out for dinner even though I took the photo at home? 🤔

He looks so cozy 🥹

How I managed to play Pokemon Yellow without saying FUCK or CUNT every five minutes, idk (probably something to do with me being 4 years old, but still)