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J. Blakemore

@the-j-blakemore.bsky.social

Rookie author/ veteran smart ass/guy who works with books (and even reads some of them).

12 Followers  |  15 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.7615

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a little girl with a red bow in her hair is standing in front of a stove . ALT: a little girl with a red bow in her hair is standing in front of a stove .
21.11.2024 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a robot is glowing in the dark with a blue light coming out of it 's chest . ALT: a robot is glowing in the dark with a blue light coming out of it 's chest .
21.11.2024 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr Worm. They Might Be Giants gave him a song. That's more qualification than Oz has.

21.11.2024 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#ZackSnyder, is that you? Jesus, man. Use your own name!

20.11.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because, literally nothing says "education" like running a company that specializes in stage combat while wearing spandex. Thank GOD, we finally have someone qualified to run the Department of Education!

20.11.2024 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. "Inscrutably" has the word "screw" in it. Now I'm gonna say that word in front of Mom and get away with it.

20.11.2024 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Transition Live Updates: News on Matt Gaetz and House Ethics Committee

Welcome to the Code of Silence. This will be your new government for the next four years.

Or forever.

House Ethics Panel Deadlocks on Whether to Release Gaetz Report www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...

20.11.2024 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my first official post on #Bluesky, so I'll make it a dad joke.. *ahem*
Q: What's Hitler's favorite video game?
A: Mine Craft.

Tip your waitresses, folks. They're doing God's work.

19.11.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@lavaille.bsky.social Ha! I'm your first follower? You must've just gotten on. Welcome aboard!

19.11.2024 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take it as the best possible sign that I joined #Bluesky three hours after you, #LevarBurton. You're, officially, the first person I'm following.

Bask in *that* glow, my brother. Bask hard.

18.11.2024 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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