Toby (von Red Scare)

Guys guys, I gotta new for ya: this one time, on Bandcamp... 🪈

I got all these cultured, erudite friends and not one of you bothered to tell us about Harbison cheese from Jasper Hill Farm?! That's an 11/10 fromage, bromage. It puts Vermont in the Top 10 of States. 🐮

Had a 10pm soccer game and scored, NBD. No really, we lost by like 8 goals, so it didn't matter. Anyhow, I went and got a Shamrock Shake after the game and it reminded me that Bar Dust is bringing their Pogues party to the land very soon. You should go, they're super fun.

Friends, if we wanna vanquish evil, we gotta read a book per month. They can even be bad and/or short books.

Grateful they went with TESB instead of this original sequel. 😅

And please read Snyder's "History and Liberty" epilogue from "On Tyranny" next time you're in a bookstore. It's like 4 pages.

Attn: IOC

Forget the Nordic Combined event. We need a Nordic Decathlon: Skiing AND Snowboarding. Luge. Solo curling? Okay, that one doesn't make the cut, but speed skating AND figure skating. Who ever can win this is a true maniac and deserves to be a President of Earth.

With 2.5 million pages still left to be released of THE FILES, my favorite goes out to (of course) Norman Finkelstein who emailed Epstein saying he was going to strangle him and Alan Dershowitz, haha. One down one to go...

Not me wearing my @seahawksofficial.com scarf on the local news in Western Mass. It was -12° wind chill down at the food pantry, so @wwlp-22news.bsky.social came to document the indomitable spirit of the Gray House. 💪🥶 #SBLX

The "Pink Jacket" video shows this was a public lynching. Another angle shows a pig applauding while they unload into his corpse. Absolute cowardice.

Decent humans are gonna have to re-think how to engage this terrorism. They ain't playing by any rules and neither should you.

I was asked about 2026 and I ranted about Kong Kong, robots, NOFX signing to Red Scare, "Lost Boys" coming to Broadway, Phil Spector, etc...

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Anyone can see it was murder carried out by poorly trained ICE. Worse yet is watching Conservative outlets justifying it.

That woman died protecting people in her community, which is more than I can say for 99.9% of the "Warrior" types we've been taught to worship.

When media reported on a politician convicted of crimes, they cry, "iT's a wITcHhUNt!"

Same people barge into childcare facilities looking to film *KIDS* (surprise, it's -7° outside and Winter Break) and are praised as patriots.

Looking for a foreigner stealing money? Elon Musk got $38B.

You (yes, you) have been wisely ignoring my posts all year, and I will forgive you for that. But this is *the* 2025 playlist with one track from all the homies. That way, next time we're hangin', you can say to me, "Oh yeah, I checked out all that shit..." and pat me on the head.

Booked some UK shows. Doing more overseas stuff in 2026 *grumble, grumble* and I gotta say, I much prefer working with Brits over Krauts. Pains me to say it. I may even lift my hex on their National Team in 2026. ✨ TBD.

The woman making my burrito (don't worry, it was a White girl) had her 9-week-old baby sleeping in the kitchen.

Reminds me of how the CEO of Boeing who presided over the faulty 737s got awarded $33M for getting fired.

Zohran and AOC are not the problem.

Ever since Donald took office I've been getting "Official Business" letters every month from the IRS... and each time it's a survey. So much for less government. Go away.

Winter doesn't officially start until I see my Chicago friends beefing over the merits of DIBS. It's like the blue dress / gold dress debate... but with higher stakes!

An absolute titan. Dude was making good records well into his golden years. Not sure why so much of his catalog is currently N/A, but seek out "Rebirth" if you want a refresher.

“Every Oski had to be breathalyzed for the Big Game after that.” 🌲 🪓 🐻

Subtle reminder: FIFTEEN of the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. They pour money into Donald's crypto and suddenly have access to jets that cost us taxpayers $2.1T.

From porn to patriot. Only in America!

I went to Holyoke to eat at Seattle's own Red Robin, in hopes that it pushes the Mariners over the edge tonight. (Even though RR is a Radical Left woke Lib establishment and I'm a staunch Conservative [and no, not like those gutless RINOs]). Go Ms! 🔱

I took the train down to NYC all by myself! Gonna see a Broadway matinee all by myself! Eating Dos Toros all by myself! 🌯 Going to the Tired Radio record release show in Brooklyn... don't make me be all by myself, let's party!

The Rapture is flaking on more dates than Morrissey.

Shout out @gppasco.bsky.social, the best @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social champ in a while! I was on board day 1 when he was talking about Pigeon Fest(?!), haha...

Disney = mouse.

Don't worry, gang, the Libertarians are not gonna stand for this...

The 9-11 hijackers were radical religious zealots who condemned America for our tolerance of gays and acceptance of women in modern society. They wanted to force fundamentalist, theocratic rule onto others because their god said so.

Fuck all those guys.

I literally tried to save Charlie Kirk's life. Millions of people have spent years calling for gun reform and tried to save his life. But the NRA and GOP find a way to win, so they can add him to their body count.

Really good day to denounce ALL forms of political violence. Get the National Guard out of DC and Chicago and over to "hell hole" Utah.

Heading DEEP into New Hampshire tonight for the Alkablink 382 show. Say whattup if you're attending such a gathering. Very clever pee/sock jokes incoming.