New season of Scrubs tonight but youngest is grounded which means Im grounded from the tv too😭

A poem about grief

The stigma that we cant mention the deceased is fucked y’all.

The torture of dropping an absolute banger in the group chat and waiting for the chat to wake back up and respond😭😭😭

Youngest is supposed to bring something from their culture to school tomorrow but all I got is salt potatoes and beef on weck. There might be some spiedie sauce in the fridge if we’re trying to be real niche but i dont think it travels well.

Things Id like to ask my deceased adult child, number eleventy billion- why does your cat wake up like a sleeper agent when there’s sour cream in the vicinity??? He clawed his way up the back of the recliner like he’s not a senior citizen just to get a visual of my plate tonight.

Deceased, parent edition

Just asked 6, hey what did you do in art class today? They said ‘i didnt cuss in art class’. I had to leave the room, i was not ready.

Its black cat day?!? Say less

Shoutout to the pos mom who brought her scabbed up infant to the Science Museum last friday, one elevator ride together and now I have shingles.

Besties, I was a nurse for 10 years, this is NOT ‘trip and fall’. Watch his face react to the feeling he’s about to lose balance. See him reach for his aide 3x. What in the elderly abuse is he doing still working?!?

Speed

When they tell you it’s the left show them this

Steve Burns with the real this morning, ‘sometimes success is the grass beneath your feet’ and maybe Im just feeling emotional today cause everything is hitting this morning.

I saw this morning “You don’t even notice the boot is on your neck cause you’re too busy licking it” and I just want to amplify that because just wow, what a damning statement. If my neighbors could read they would be very upset.

One of those days where I feel less like a human and more like traumas stacked in a trench coat. Its all so heavy.

The Democratic Party needs to get younger, feistier, smarter at messaging and more in touch with the electorate, both at the state and federal levels.

Democratic voters need to get more discerning about who they choose to fight against the rising tide of oligarchic fascism.

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People like to claim that autistics are bad at communicating and like, my dude, the problem does not lie with us, it lies with the web of manipulation and lies and passive aggression and ulterior agendas that you weave around yourselves instead of just doing what we do, which is saying what we mean.

So anyway, almost fought a bigot at the water park after he tried to tell off literal children but he very rudely grabbed his shit and ran off like the pussy he is when i stood up. Bruv how you gonna sit next to the water and blame a child when you get splashed.

Look im not saying bullying is ok, but like there should be consequences for opening your mouth and letting bigotry come out. We cannot normalize these mediocre white dudes and their lack of accountability.

One of my many, many questions about America in 2025 is how long it will take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history

You know what, fuck it. Imma just start liking all the thirst trap photos on principle, cause good for y’all for having the courage to post selfies in the first damn place.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Its just all so dystopian. I was cheerfully about to type advice on switching to older cookbooks because the portion sizes are smaller, its something that has helped my household with both rising cost and rising weight. But like, this is where we are? Serfdom but make it capitalist

Former FBI Deputy Director McCabe says he hasn't been contacted "at all" by the FBI about Comey and adds, "if my interactions with Comey was gonna be the basis of this entire prosecution, it's unbelievable that prosecutors wouldn't at least want to sit down and hear what I have to say about it."

Broke: sprinkling crack on a black “drug user” Woke: sprinkling trans messaging on a white mass shooter Below the quote is an image of Dave Chapelle with a line from Chapelle’s Show, Modern problems require modern solutions

they're gonna call you a terrorist regardless of what you do isn't that nifty

The central question for journalists, and the nation, isn't Comey's history with Trump or DOJ "norms". The question is whether the rule of law still exists in the US, with the kind of safeguards that protect American citizens from the awesome power of the President and the federal government.

I honestly don’t care about James Comey.

But I want to live in a democratic republic.

His indictment proves we live in a banana republic, where the autocrat personally orders indictments of his political enemies, and when his own officials refuse he finds new ones that will.

“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.”

Cool take!
Now do uteruses.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.