Lawrence Thee Stallion notorioushim

You get me!!

03.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is, but I’m in bed watching people cook 😂

03.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apparently it starts with a “horny hanging”???????? Yeah, no.

03.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve heard one too many times that Wuthering Heights is terrible so I will just wait until it hits streaming

03.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uhh?

03.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t get comfortable boo! It’s 50/50 rn 😂

03.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Will I take new pics/vids after my shower? Who knows, more at 11.

03.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And of course you douchebags have a paywall on lifesaving information.

02.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 61 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 0

You right! It’s a whole lotta ass

02.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, seriously!!

02.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at that handsome man!

02.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The pay was bad enough, but THAT?!

02.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then he said no PTO for a full calendar year

02.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve never experienced a probationary clause like that

02.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not even a little bit! I hen he said the starting salary, I almost hung up the phone

02.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should be saying that to you 😮‍💨

02.03.2026 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was considering it in the case my first option fell through. Like fine, I’ll get a part time job! Until he said in 2026, I wouldn’t get any paid vacation time

02.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AND to put the cherry on top of this shit sundae……. No PTO for a year!

02.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

And like….. it’s MTA! Y’all can afford to pay a salary that’s not a joke

02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just had an interview with MTA and the pay was…… laughable.

02.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

DAMN

02.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😮‍💨😮‍💨

02.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wanna learn how to pole dance, but *to me*, a mí, pour moï… having a pole in your house is so tacky

02.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday fren!!

02.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You pay $10 to get in the ball, you MOP clothes, and you munch trade for coins in the pier. That’s fierce?

02.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What that may be? I have no idea

02.03.2026 10:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I woke up feeling like there’s something I should be expecting today?

02.03.2026 10:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Memorial Day weekend and YOU should definitely go! ☺️

02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That being said, the worst dating experience I’ve had was with a Jamaican man. A Jamaican flight attendant.

02.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like I’ve dated non American black men, but my type is still black men. So if you ask me my type, I’m gonna say BLACK men.

02.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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