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Lawrence Thee Stallion

@notorioushim.bsky.social

I am very intelligent. I am Thomas Jefferson’s concubine. HTX/NYC

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Not that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I’m talking about the election posts I’m seeing

04.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

None of you people live in Texas. Shut up.

04.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is CRAZY πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m listening

04.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me how

04.03.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened? πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, this is one of her most embarrassing moments

04.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better late than never I guess πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please 😭

04.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s exactly where I need you

04.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just gotta remind myself I still got it

04.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A day late 🀭🀭

04.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drop someone ANNOYING

04.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Drop someone ANNOYING

04.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

The minute a comedian complains about cancel culture, immediately lose all interest. Comedy is an art form of intelligence. If you can’t come up with new material that moves in like with the way that society is progressing then you deserve to fade into obscurity. πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

04.03.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

I was being a little generous, but yes

04.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people start bloviating about β€œnew, fresh talent” they mean β€œme”. Period.

04.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the harsh truth of the matter is….. if it wasn’t Megan, it wouldn’t have been you.

04.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The conversation around Megan joining Moulin Rouge is starting to feel a smidge racist.

04.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me? Ima fry some chicken!

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People in the south are not stupid, politically unengaged, nor are they apathetic to what is going on. They are HEAVILY disenfranchised.

THAT is how the South, stays red. It’s not because everyone there is staunchly republican, but because they purposefully disenfranchise anyone that isn’t.

04.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7

Why do y’all let me have access to the internet!? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because I’m tired of people making healthier options the most unappetizing foods ever

03.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dropping it essentially in the street is so rude! You would’ve thought you pissed them off!

03.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These people had me thinking this would be a long meeting. Bitch, 5 minutes!

03.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They could’ve at least put it in the driveway or the yard!

03.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

03.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Healthy food β‰  nasty food

03.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

White Liberals are Klan members who sat thru ONE corporate DEI webinar

03.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

03.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0