Jay Nolen

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

Woohoo! I’m published.
Fame and Glory!
Fame and Glory!!

It’s also the structure I like to try to mimic when I’m wiring basic branch pads.

That’s how it’s supposed to work.

Melina, first of her name.
Lizard slayer. Queen of Wellesley Land extends her happiness in expressing Happy Pride to all who, like her, celebrate.

125% tariff on importing it.

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

Exactly

The Pineapple Kidney Stones

Rock On!

Quick reminder that Kash requested a private security detail to protect him from his FBI security detail.

If you see this, post a picture of a tree.
#ArborDay
#Bonsai, it’s what I do.

Stolen High Profile Bonsai Trees from Kyoto - Lonely Japan by SanSoKuuArts

Stolen High Profile Bonsai Trees from Kyoto

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17日午前1時頃、京都大徳寺『芳春院盆栽庭園』にて盗難が発生しました。工事中の防犯体制が整っている所ではなく、西面（信長の墓所・総見院）の高い塀に脚立をかけて70mの墓所を越えて運び出したようです。 10点中、高額な国風展出品樹もあり、お心当たりのある方は、エスキューブまでご連絡を宜しくお願いします。担当管轄は京都北警察署です。現場検証・鑑識は終了しています。 At around 1am on the 17th, a …

Either the president follows the law or the president is illegitimate.

Strange looking bunny found in the garden this morning.
The squirrels are still cautious…

Wow. The resemblance is
“un-can-ny”.

Some more good news…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

#Bonsai it’s what I do.
Texas native cedar elms
Naked in February.
Clothed in April.

Johnson-Trump Tariffs
you know, like
Smoot-Hawley

Brand the villains, tie their name to it. The Republicans can stop this foolishness this afternoon. But they choose not to.

I like the second picture.
The dead wood and Shari is more interesting.
My suggestion is to shorten the tree by removing to two ‘tuffs’ of foliage at the top giving the tree a more rounded apex. But this suggestion is given only after seeing a two dimensional picture.

Regardless of context or circumstances, “We can’t just ignore the president’s desires” has got to be one of the strangest phrases ever uttered by a standing vice president

#Bonsai, it’s what I do.
Ficus Microcarpa “tiger bark”
I bought this for its trunk about two years ago. I have let it go last year and over the winter.
Last 3 days work…
👇Started. Finished.👇

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

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#Bonsai, it’s what I do.
Brazilian Raintree.
Convention workshop tree from April 2018. And today after cleanup hair cut. It’s due a repot this year.

Important. Either Trump is so far gone mentally he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or people are acting in his name without his knowledge. This was an order with enormous implications, and the President of the United States says he didn’t do it.

#Bonsai, it’s what I do.
Happy Spring, Northern hemisphere!!!
How do you get fat trunks on short trees? You start with tall trees! A braided ficus benjamina from some friends Oct 21, 2018. In a bonsai pot today. Will work into banyan style top after it recovers from repot. 20’ to 4’