🔞 ROBOSEXUAL ASTER

My Halloween costume is someone who has to work overtime tonight.💧

No kidding. You might be loving it a little bit tooooo much...?

Ehh, "perfect" robots don't jitter and stutter like that. Could be a hardware OR a software issue...

Someone seems a liiiiittle busted.

Robots without genitalia are still valid!

Also, I can still fuck your thighs!

“Guesssssssss who just made a couple hundred bucks from smuggling some contraband around by stuffing it all inside empty PC cases~?”

“... Well, it certainly wasn't me. But, totally COMPLETELY unrelated to that, I feel like celebrating. What should I do tonight...?”

“ I don't wannaaaa go to work... I just want to laze around in bed and just fuckin'... goon all day, I guess. ”

“ ... Does it qualify as a sick day if I feel like my balls are about to explode? ”

#NSFWRP - #LEWDRP

[ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your voice box ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your motor control module ] [ attaches a magnet to you and fucks up your hard drive ] [ attaches a magnet to y

Well, it's not like they can get up and do a little funny dance for her while they're trying to tune up her internals!!

... But, they're certainly "accidentally" poking her input sensor arrays every once in a while... which happens to send a very, VERY nice tingle right into her system.

Isn't SHE the one built to do the entertaining?

"Well, IDEALLY, it's being installed onto a frame that can handle a few extra pounds of synthetic material... if it can barely even support it's own weight, then that's a different problem entirely."

" I'm a human. My brain's got a higher latency than yours! "

"As long as the material isn't too heavy, and doesn't restrict the axis of movement, it should be fine...!"

“Robots could and SHOULD be chubbier.”

“... To help them take less physical damage when their pathfinding bugs out and causes them to walk into a wall, of course. No other reason!”

No, I can't give you an employee discount on repairs or detailing.

... Unless you start bouncing on it while letting me attach magnets to you and messing with your wires. Then I'll just do the job for free.

Easy: Railing her down while playing with all those little wires and buttons inside of her and seeing what kinds of effects it has on her. Until she overheats or crashes.

Well, really, she doesn't have anything to worry about... so long her hardware was built to specification!

Then again, Aster's plowing into her really, REALLY hard -- it might knock a cable loose.

They'll be sure to give her new module PLENTY of testing... but don't be mad at them if they find a few bugs or crashes in the process!

"Sapphire? That's a fun name... my name's Aster. Nice to meet'cha."

“ ... O-Or not! No funny business, just like you said, aha. ”

" I can afford the repair costs. Orrr, better yet -- I could repair you myself, if you'd like. "

" Is that so...? Well, if you'd like, I could always give your hardware a... thorough endurance test, as well~? ”

“ Maybe. Does that bother you~? ”

" Yeah, let's go with that. I guess 'adrenaline' IS sort of what I'm after, in a way... "

" I prefer the term enthusiast. "

“ Many, many horny robots around... ”

“ I sincerely hope your exteriors and... interiors are BOTH sufficiently waterproofed. ”

...

“ ... If not, though, that IS also fine and fun enough — in its own kind of risky way. Nothing like a good shock hazard... or a pyrotechnics show~! ”

Looks like SOMEONE'S gonna need to refill your... fluid tanks.

Yeah, but what about your front-- oh, actually, I think I can probably guess...

Surely, they had OTHER good reasons for it. For example, um. Turn signals?