🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Davo Dentetsu - The Davo Electric Railway🌻

This would have been far, far better.

A pack of cheeseburger pies, from Aldi, which are unsurprisingly delicious

Thought I'd try and eat a bit healthier this week, happily Aldi had other ideas

The day he deserves, of course, is catching his ballsack in a mouse trap.

Why do people insist on saying ‘rom com’? What’s wrong with plain, old-fashioned romedy comedy?

This is who runs this account (many will not be surprised):

Fair. Death Bag it is then.

I may also do the same too

Permission granted

That's no way to address HRH.

5 years ago. I was feeling a bit miserable as Covid loomed large and WA started to use buses a bit more after lockdown, so I started changing the destos to something a bit more cheeky...

Heat haze

Downvoting all the Over The Hill commenters that are all asking why it's not released yet. Just STFU and wait, you impatient bastards. Don't know how @funselektor.bsky.social deals with that crap on a daily basis.

INMATE ATE MY GUINEA PIG EXCLUSIVE: Prisoners on work release at animal shelter investigated over eating rescued pets

We don’t do awful, awful stories about prisoners on day release to an animal shelter near Perth eating their charges, but here’s some news from the future in the medium of the front page of Monday’s West Australian and BLOODY HELL.

HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.

Ta muchly

Dayton’s intense

Please welcome to the stage...

Universal Sex Tip!

James May is just straight up relatable.

Adopting a husky: "Aw look, he's so cute and fluffy. Very playful as well. The family and neighbours will love him. We'll take him home with us." The husky at 3am: "I see you're all asleep. In that case, allow me to sing you the song of my people."

ほんとに「趣味のカラー」だ……！！

絶対楽しそう……！！

Been a right old miserable bleeder of a week and no mistake.

Show me your getaway vehicle.

Spook!

You think that's bad, try Australian FM radio and AC/DC...

What's your sign?

ABDICATES

If you see this, post a TV ident.