dark past'd vampyre

I'm happy that there are movies. I think that movies are good.

I love boats

Today’s ALSo my half birthday I found out

affirmation for sending that work email: ignore every instinct to flee! remember: you are a monster too!

My current halloween plans are to drink red wine alone in my room and play bloodlines or watch a movie but tbh i doubt i can get it together enough to even do that.

mr met uses the relatively low weight of its hollow-boned body to produce a whip-like centrifugal force effect, bludgeoning prey with its massive, solid head

much fairly said about the japanese elric designs, but have you seen the french one with the eyeshadow

You will all be pleased to learn my abilities extend to being depressed and scared, pre-, post-, and during LARP.

Medicine for my meta-sin

Vampire

Ate something so yucky I feel like I can still tell it’s in my stomach.

I thought I was too depressed to get extremely scared for LARP but it turns out I am capable of both.

But how?

I just think it was wrong to allow a man to die because he ate a cherry tomato.

I don’t think they should have killed Denethor just because he ate a tomato like that.

me: [smoking with sotha sil] its crazy they let you do that

seht: they don't. they're going to kill me. they're going to kill me for what I have done and what I have not.

me: thats why I really fuck with you man

seht: they're going to kill me

Cover for Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre featuring the Mona Lisa

Gentlemen, I've gathered you here today to plan the heist of the century:

It's the first Assassin's Creed set entirely at your cousin's house

Trying to remember the last thing I did that I was proud of (to counteract how I can’t stop remembering/ thinking about embarrassing things or things I regret) and it may have been literally almost exactly a year ago. Haunting.

I have decided to walk this sentiment back by instead expanding my definition of “tv shows” to “thing you can watch”

“I want to see images of Data.”

-sentences said by both me and whoever invented the Graph

This is true about things other than tv shows as well

One cool thing about tv shows is that you can watch them. Another thing you can do is think about them.

The Moth King

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

Black and white illustration of a vampire knight with full moon in the background.

Oldie dug out and redone just in time for the season 🦇.
I’m gonna have it as a print available at Thought Bubble Festival in UK this November.

Marazhai doodles

guy

I love saying phrases like “I don’t need that right now.” “It’s too dark to go in there.” “I can’t get that with my bare hands!”

I love talking in “point and click protagonist” register

the children are insatiable in their desire for fruit juice. if we don't stop them now, there'll be none left for us grownups