the snackvampire

I kind of like meetings, I know that’s sick

No just like trying to be the bigger person about factional bullshit in dee ehs aye

I can’t be nearly as mean as I want to be due to representing an organization lol

trying to behave is so hard honestly

Where is bookmark!!

there is a guy here with a chicken in a clear backpack

This is like right on aurora too it’s broiling in that parking lot! I’d have to idle my car to keep it comfortable but I didn’t want to do that

we’re at the veterinarian and they’re trying to hot car death us by making us wait in the parking lot

Maybe you need a team of nannies you are in serious need of a nap baby bjorn

Alt left lol, are you ok do you need a big bjorn to put yourself in and someone to rock your confused ass to sleep?

Be quiet you’re named after a baby carrier

I came so close to falling asleep outside lol but too many mosquitoes

this if my sil’s backyard and the uplighting, 80 degree weather, pond burbling and frog chirping is just a perfect environment to be high in

night in the garden of good and evil

Just got made fun of by my desi in-laws friends for donning my “modesty shorts” for the pool lmao. Alright well string bikini it is

First iranian to “skeet” this on here

Happy marg bar amrika day everyone

Ok well, hi

Hi jorge 👋🏼

So is this website working then?

Manual fave

I think he should have made a big book of secrets and mailed us all a copy!

yes fair enough, the conversation transcripts are very entertaining as well

nothing anyone can say can get me to care about us state secrets. the boxes and boxes are extremely funny imo

having one of those days where I just don’t want to do stuff, I hate feeling this way

Ok oh jokes are illegal I see

I’m sorry people are such shit you are wonderful

do u think baby hitler had bad vibes?

This isn’t a smut website peter