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Also, maybe stop clear cutting old-growth forests and destroying mountains to build pipelines through the wilds that tourists want to enjoy.

Sadly, seems ‘they paved Paradise, put up a parking lot’.

They didn’t, really.
Kicked off by Battle of Hastings 1066 events; organized/started 1095 or thereabouts.
Didn’t even end in 1948 (creation of Israel).

Operation Epic Fail

MoonMoonMoonMoonMoon

DISenshittify everything, with the world-wide Right To Repair!

eff.org/pages/tools

I’m transported back to Nan’s yellow kitchen, eating buttery cinnamon toast, drinking milky tea, watching the sun glinting diamonds in the morning river, listening to the Carpenters on the kitchen-counter radio.

Thank you for performing these time-travel honour-iffics!

(E)pic (F)ury
(E)pstein (F)iles

Can you see the difference?
I can’t see the difference.
😆

At this point, anyone worth over ~$1 million is suspect.
Maybe it’s $999,999?

I’m sure a tax specialist could tell us the exact amount when it behooves a person to become a corporation, which is an excitingly less-culpable ‘person’.

Turns out I’m wearing ‘the latest fashions’ since my entire closet is ‘retro’ 1960-1990s.

Exactly!

In related news, the ‘Free Work’ done by the average woman (~42 jobs) amounts to over $1 million/yr during a childbearing year, and again during years containing care of the sick/elderly.

This value appears in NO economic plan (GDP) of any country anywhere in the world.

Replace with roving Geek Squads (rides disguised as Oatmeal food trucks) to reverse-engineer tech, provide emergency health care, and rebuild infrastructure.

COLUMN: Wasp sting turns a quiet morning into a survival lesson A wasp, likely roused by household heat, ends up in clothing and delivers a sting. The aftermath becomes less about revenge than an eternal conflict, says columnist

Friendly late-winter reminder to SHAKE every piece of clothing before dressing!

(E)pic (F)ury
(E)pstein (F)iles

Can you see the difference?
I can’t see the difference.
😆

Where are the PWHL games televised/streamed?

You misspelled ‘Transnational Crime Syndicate’

I wonder if you can get ‘em on your side, get those Edmonchuck ‘skinny teens’ to join the Oatmeal Resistance:

“You will assist escaping prisoners, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy."
~Col. Hogan’s orders

Let’s get this party started!

"You will assist escaping prisoners, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy."
~Col. Hogan’s orders

Speaking of nefarious whimsy:

Today’s Assignment

(Re)watch the first 6 episodes of ‘Chico and The Man’,
the first 2 seasons of Edith Bunker’s cousin ‘Maude’,
and all of ‘Hogan’s Heroes’:

Foxy strolls around the coop at night; local mink, stoats and raccoons will wake up and start snack searches in a few weeks.

🐓Girlz are starting yell to get out in the morning, even though there’s no grass or bugs (still under the 2 metres of snow)!

If you’re in Manitoba, Canada next month:

Living Resistance: Nonviolent Resistance Training
Mondays: March 9, 16, 23, and 30, 2026
Time: 7:00–9:00 PM
Location: Canadian Mennonite University, 600 Shaftesbury Blvd., Room S170 (Lecture Hall)

"You will assist escaping prisoners, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy."

“Frog in hot water” times call for (re)watching
the first 6 episodes of ‘Chico and The Man’,
the first 2 seasons of Edith Bunker’s cousin ‘Maude’,
and all of ‘Hogan’s Heroes’:

Four zen chooks: Brown Betty, Gym, and Lacey below, White Rocky at the top of the ramp. What are they planning?

EV Bus is the new trolley!

Bioaccumulation and
Biomagnification of
Persistent Organic Pollutants
+ punctuated equilibrium
= Uh oh

We do in-home care of one family’s dog(s) at a time, and it’s Day Spa if it’s only for the day (obv)

Is Jeff at Sleepover Camp?

I love listening to The Morning Cronch!

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