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Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.

Billy Bigelow in Carousel, directed by Jamie Lloyd:

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

What are zegras and york doing

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights

Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

grok is not productive to anybody

i think there's a nonzero chance he has michael crawford in his refrigerator

Saw someone refer to this as the dumbest double play they'd ever seen #Phillies

"A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for the country and the world.”

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

here's how the philadelphia flyers will get gavin mckenna

pete wentz:

Gonna go stop by Orc city for some things. I swear to god, I hope it’s not smoldered and burned down from the Orc Wars by the time I get there

it s so over

well you know what ever you know

Doan and Kesselring were roommates in Utah and had pets. Kesselring has two cats (Socks and Ranger) and Doan has a St. Bernard-Poodle mix.

Doan says the "kids" didn't exactly live together peacefully. "The cats stayed upstairs." He said they gave Kesselring a hard time about being a cat guy.

Blue #4, by Georgia O'Keeffe, 1916, 📸 by Mitchell Leff

For the sake of saving everyone some time maybe in the future every Oilers playoff game just starts with them down 2-0 and five minutes left in the first period.

BIG NEWs: Marc-Andre Fleury is joining Sidney Crosby at the World Championship for Team Canada. It’ll be his first

One way someone could poison RFK Jr would be to give him some poison and say "this is poison"

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...

from january 13th 2025

it's cool how everything sucks now

closing on july 13. because of woke

dont understand people who play their music on speakers in public. why would you WANT to subject your music taste to people

#Flyers Scott Laughton was just spotted at a coffee shop in Pittsburgh

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

Good mornjng