The bottom of my front teeth look like fig newtons

I’m so tired of everyone wearing hot pants. I’ve only ever worn pants so cold they make the Alaskan permafrost feel like the surface of the god damn sun. I would know, I made a pair of jeans out of the stuff. Tried to market the stuff as “Dirt-Pantz” (D-Pantz for short), but that didn’t pan out

what a legend… you’re taking into the digital realm what veritasium is doing in the metaphysical. two sides of a coin

veritasium came to me in a dream telling me about how i should become a “helvetica standard truther”, popped some altoids into my mouth, and did a little jig. listen, buddy, i might be a verified sans serif bitch, but you’re not gonna make me cheat on open sans anytime soon. i’m better than this

you just eat tha chips. very simpl3 and effective for chips

it’s a graphic design language that has a lot of character to it

“Dianetics is a story about an irregularly shaped apple, or an “irshapple” as I call them, trying to come to terms with the fact that it can’t roll down the hill like its friends can.” -L. Ron Hubbard flapping his gums about some old fucking trash, 1986

constable cranberry came to my house and fucked me up last harvest moon. for kicks

what is periwinkle is it a feeling

I’m A Gym Nut LF My Gym Nut-Crackere DM If U Got Articulated Jozz 2 Crack With

photo of a musician set up in a pasture playing for 3 cows. the musician is wearing a denim jacket, cool oversized glasses and dangly earrings and is playing an electric guitar with an amp and microphone set up. they also have a table with a sampler and a synth on it. two of the cows seem interested while the third eats grass.

Hark My hErald Angels Bing Crosby

Tuck Son Arizona was the worst place to visit on vacation. i don’t even have a son. and don’t get me started on being tucked. i prefer the word that starts with F instead. “Freelancing “

trampoline Park is a term that was coined based on a man called trampoline Mark. the world could not contain his massive velocity and we constructed parks around the world in the hopes that he one day would land in one of them and sees how much we all miss him

billy joel is the kind of man who could do a damn backflip and be like i don’t even focking care im a cool guy this is what cool guys do guys. don’t make a scene

Pony Wine

hamlet is about late stage capitalism and how it sucks to be a man

grover cleveland didn’t know about chex mix and i think that he would have liked them idk. he would like the squares

benjamin button be benjamin nuttin

arthur c clarke type beat

sacks

sacks

hmmmmmhrmrmrmrm

what a beast

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i did have to deliberately find a design that wasn’t overtly sexual, and the one i landed on i think looks really neat. i wish there were more choices that would be reasonable to take out in public though!