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miss metal bat with barbed wire around it and miss wooden bat with nails jammed into it would like you to rethink ur stance on baseball btw

it’s no good to say the evil torture enjoyer is a bad person. she’s literally nice. ur being unfair

“but the ice mummy is strong as fuck” You will never exit samsara

major ice storm direct consequence of letting the strong as fuck ice mummy live this long

she cannot grow as a machine without the void in her programming being replaced with malice and chain smoking

they don’t appreciate how i taught the growing more evil every day robot how to put cigarettes out on people. but I believe this is the next crucial step forward for her

thank u day a day calendar

without cirno reminding me of the day i would have no idea

the clones have unionized and you guessed it theyre building a cannon that launches them at me and theyre writing out the contract for it now ttheyre gonna take turns blasting each other at me theyre organizing Shifts for this

they built a cloning machine to clone me and now when I walk by the hall they pick one of my little clones up and throw it at me they’re printing a bigger one tomorrow and theyre gonna throw it at me i justknow it

my new year resolution was to stop getting thwacked so much andf it’s already ruined they’re swatting me out of a window tomorroww ohjjhhh nNooo

please take time to appreciate yourselves and each other as we enter the 2nd half of the holiday tonight: fat fuck friday

the first foxgirl friday of the year… do not squander it…

looking up at the sky on new years in anguish as i notice the fireworks are making patterns based on the distant sound of midi music and hurdling directly towards my hitbox

end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late

a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly ALT: a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly

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#girlsbandcry

i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,

it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it

boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you

method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window

you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted

it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport

the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too

you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers

yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals

the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative

pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process

the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss