Donkey Hotay 💩

if you went by the name Sarge, had (have) a pink Mohawk, and sold sheets of acid in Golden Gate Park in the ‘90s, HMU

for my next trick i’m going to try to not be a dick

just made myself the most bomb ass smoothie & i can feel the scurvy subsiding as i type this

Using AI to 10x our warmongering

A muscle twitch on my knee cap is new and interesting.

In all the lessons in school about drugs and peer pressure, they never taught us about Girl Scout Cookie time.

WE WILL BE WELCOMED AS LIBERATORS, I yell, as I walk into the dive bar I was banned from

If god created us to love us, I wonder why he created satan? Christians keep saying we can’t understand god’s perfect will and infinite mind, but the evidence clearly shows god created us to punish us

Rush Limpdick spent 38 years convincing listeners that democrats are evil communists who should be imprisoned or killed but that wealthy corporations and CEO’s will take care of us. Rush built maga and that’s a lot of programming to undo. And Fox News is still out there hating

Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine

BREAKING!

Green Day is the nickelback of punk

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I hope you aren’t driving. If you are, I pray you aren’t chauffeuring the same lot I dropped off last night 😬

Enjoy the beach

Pensacola Beach. I hated to leave

I know, man. I’m taking one for the team.

Peg Leg Pete’s was a great rec.

This room is huge. Bring the whole crew.

When I nap, I'm actually contributing to society, by not posting a lot of shit.

Pensacola Beach - daytime version - from the 7th floor

I’ve decided this is where I live now. I’m claiming squatters rights from this hotel room.

Services today were for my aunt, holding up the fingers behind my cousin’s (her daughter’s) head. The lil towhead is the Donk

“Whenever there comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever"

- Winnie the Pooh

When they tell us free healthcare is an outrageously unaffordable fever dream of lazy freeloaders I like to remember that time when covid hit and the government sent out several rounds of checks to everyone totaling $40 gazillion and never missed a beat

Never agree to a road trip that includes I-10 across the Florida panhandle at night.

Hello world
I’m your wild girl
I’m your ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch

Fuck you, AutoCorrect

I’m gonna try a pig like Petes

Sold

This is what the world needs

My Dawg… if I needed, say, a little break from the fam, where would you recommend?

Sunset to the west of Pensacola Beach from the 7th floor balcony

Looking out over the Golfo de Mexico from the 7th floor balcony

This makes up for the panhandle last night

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