Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩

anti-whackism

If I show up in your skircle just know your house likely being cased by the feds as we speak.

My new AI priest has absolved me of all my sins except the butt stuff

All my skeets will go viral posthumously

I was followed by your mom on the other site

Elon Musk…irrefutable proof that having fucktons of money will get anybody laid

I’m approaching my mid 50s with a head full of hair and a mouth full of teeth. One of these is my own.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

You snooze you loose sister

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

This country is now run by bankrupt speculators, dirty fucking cops, and Russia

Hahahhahahahah

This country is now run by bankrupt speculators, dirty fucking cops, and Russia

Hahahhahahahah

[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!

listening to an Audible version of the Bible:

But I still don’t get how exactly she got pregnant?

[listening to an Audible version of the Bible] HEY DOES JESUS DIE IN THIS ONE

Yeah but I’m also dumb so it evens out

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

What if we all just post the word Link over and over again repost it and like then until even the normies are bothered?

i’m not saying the government should be afraid, but my 5-year-old just came up with the idea for a bomb that puts itself back together so you can explode it again

"haha" I say as I'm laughing

Mites are the most indecisive insects.

We need a supremer court.

Listen, I’m old and lazy. You can go to Mastadon if you want, but I’ll stay here to get ignored.

If you can't handle me at my depression, you sure as shit can't handle my mania.

telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person

White Americans, what?
Nothing better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant, too.

Who's using who?
What should we do?
Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too

~ Jack White

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