Will Myers

They be like well what about a teeny tiny bit of Nazi. What if he says he sorry for being a Nazi. Then has to say sorry the next time he's a Nazi. America for the love of god what's hard about NO Nazi? 0% Nazi.

no nazi shit
No Nazi Shit
NO NAZI SHIT
NO FUCKING NAZI SHIT

Lousy with Dutch though

I establish dominance by withholding commas so you have to guess what I mean.

Define de facto.

Red always says this is the time to get to know your neighbors if you don't already; when I got snowed in I was only able to dig myself out because my neighbor lent me a shovel, so I made her a cake and ran it to her this weekend. If you have a chance to do something like that it feels really good.

Fun fact: more 70s sitcom cast members have died here than at any other casino resort in the US.

Jake Lang was arrested today in DC.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

This is embarrassing af for white men. Every other group gets to be represented by the best of the best and they are represented by half-wit racists and pedophiles. Eventually they will get the reputation for being substandard. And unlike global antiblack propaganda, they did this to themselves.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

i cannot stand Droopy Dog. i'm always rooting for the Wolf to beat him

1/9. In 2020 Iran did try to interfere with the presidential election.

Like culture posts on this app simply don’t get the engagement and I think it’s because people feel it’s frivolous and actually it’s the thing we are fighting for, the freedom to make culture and cultural works

“sorry we were late, colman domingo was throwing a fit”

the fit:

statute is 5 years, no? bet u would win a lot of votes if u promised to prosecute this shit & a lot more votes when u prosecuted this shit

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

a pair of geese sidle in a parkinglot, the future landmark where i'd whooped some ass

meet me at the geese if u want an asswhoppin

be sure to book your world cup and olympic tickets, good seats are still available

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

Time to make the trebuchet.

This Black History Month sucked, can we get an extension 😭

having me as a caretaker is like Misery but the sledgehammer is shitty jokes

he wasn't in fall out boy at the time, i did him a fucking favor

sometimes you look at a guy and just know he shits in urinals

“I love whatever is wrong with you” is actually a beautiful thing to say to someone 😂

I appreciate Vancouver most on a sunny winter day because it’s the starkest reminder of what we’re so blessed to have compared to the rest of the world, and quiet enough to appreciate in relative solitude

I am 100% naturally flavored

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage..."

later stage capitalism or latest stage capitalism