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pedocon is a theory like gravity is a theory

a man with a mullet stands next to another man with a white shirt on ALT: a man with a mullet stands next to another man with a white shirt on

it fits so well with the song too

wow, good job costing everyone their healthcare so you can do an oppo dump at the time it would least effect the midterms! you utter dumbfuck

going to an nhl game Saturday and an NBA game Monday and I’m gonna make the most of these opportunities (get really drunk at both)

the Republican Party is a pedophile sex trafficking operation and should be dealt with in the harshest possible manner

more and more people are saying "SPOach of the year"

sorry but seems like we made a really big mistake for having a system that does not punish "elected official sells out most of the country for personal gain" harshly. let's rectify that

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

what favors did walking out do for them?

they literally said they walked out lol

very funny when even their side of the story makes them look like assholes

I’ve been going to therapy for quite some time so I’m proficient at finding good outlets for my anger, but I think I am starting to run out of them because of this fuckass government

controlled opposition

fuck it, arrest Schumer in 2028 too

sorry but these people simply must not be allowed to get away with this

hearing reports of “fuck the buffalo bills”

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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

hitting a 20 speech check in the outer worlds 2 makes me feel like everything's going to be ok

“y’all are gonna enjoy this at *my* speed”

they all seem to think that acting like a walking conservative facebook meme is what actually makes them good at their jobs

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.

And here she is at the loser party with him.

when you say “I did the thing”, you are engaging in a little bit of harmless millennialisms

when I say “I did The Thing”, it means I fucked a shapeshifting alien that represents paranoia and the ways it drives people into madness and self destruction

we are not the same

the problem with calling random shitheads the “main character” is that they aren’t on any sort of character arc. they’re just getting attention for a shitty opinion and will never ever change their mind about it. just block and ostracize these people and let’s move on with our day

we’re going to have to do inquisitions or something jfc

"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like

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Ever heard of Rachel Corrie?

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