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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

The Democrats' election plan, as always, is to point at the Bad Man and say he's bad. But this is the time to talk about how this oligarchic political and economic system allowed this kind of person to take power in the first place, and how it should be changed. No appetite for that

After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening

I actually think the Democratic Party has too many people who are willing to commit genocide while simultaneously opposing Hitler.

That's kinda what the whole 2024 election was about. The question of "is it okay to commit genocide if you also oppose the bad guy" was the whole thing.

It's so cool that I might be able to get a 50-year mortgage sometime! My parents paid for their first house with the change they found in the seats of their VW Bus.

Michael Shannon cooking with gas here:

Remembering my dad's (paraphrased) writing advice from when I was in maybe 2nd grade and had to write something for school. Still works:
1. Tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em
2. Tell 'em
3. Tell 'em what you told 'em

Don’t tempt me. 😮‍💨

oh right and dick cheney died too

The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.

The president and his allies came after him.

Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.

He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.

His politics can win anywhere.

The only bad thing about Republicans absolutely eating shit in yesterday's election is that the Democrats don't know why it happened and they're gonna think it means everyone loves them just how they are.

Zohran Mamdani won NYC Mayor while unapologetically:
-Calling Israel's siege on Palestinians a genocide
-Upholding ICC's warrant to arrest Netanyahu
-Upholding BDS as a legitimate form of free speech
-Demanding Palestinian self-determination
-Securing a plurality of Jewish voters

This is the future

"But Zohran underperfo--" he got 800,000 more votes than the Republican.

He beat the Republican by a 43 point margin, even with a former Democrat third party candidate on the ballot.

If that's underperforming, what in the absolute fuck is the expectation?

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

New model for @playstation.com ?🐶

I cleaned these up a bit

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.

There should be a corporate version of ASVAB I can ace without studying and instantly be made junior executive of child poisoning at Monsanto

(cape swish) it is I, the bringer upper of how ChatGPT is causing psychosis, killer of the positive Teams chat about AI

ME: if the singular of geese is goose then the singular of cheese is choose

MCDONALDS CASHIER: okay here’s your chooseburger

sherman, for the love of god!

ok what are the stats tho

Good news: the most pathetic dweebs you've ever met finally left their moms' basements. Bad news, we gave them guns and tactical gear.

One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs

My Grandmother passed away at the nursing home today after a knife fight with another resident :(

AI is going to revolutionize the way in which things suck