Tanis O'Connor

welp, he did a balk

I would watch the Ichi and Randy Show all day every day.

Bateman and Cole in Dodgeball: "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."

Angie on that pitch to Cal:

at least the tap water gives me fluoride for a few more weeks

bring on the boba, sir

IDK, to me that cast looks more like Buhner. I'll compare it with the real deal in September.

Heinz just released a ketchup smoothie for real - GEEKSPIN Starting today, select Smoothie King locations across the country are blending up something no one asked for but everyone’s talking about: a ketchup smoothie.

NOPE: geekspin.co/heinz-just-r...

DOMALA HARRIS GETS IT DONE

[they wasted the runner]

Magnificent steal from Stro.

Thank you, baseball gods!

[they wasted the runners]

Cole Young, so impressive. Don't waste these runners, Mariners.

Bone: "What's the Vedder Cup?"
Angie and Goldy: *awkward silence*
Me: *actual cackle*

Thread of grim news for people who need any kind of reproductive or sexual health care in the abortion desert of the South. Thanks to the 77 million people who voted for this, and the 90 million people whose decision not to vote plunged us all into this hell.

Done and done.

ALERT: Dan the Man emoted in the post-game presser. That's how you know the series was awesome. He legitimately smiled with teeth.

How is every game against the Rangers like this? Ridiculous, chaos-y, fun. What a nonsense game. GOMS.

[Every time JP does something awesome this is happening in my head, #GenX4Eva

orange background with hairy barefoot dude jumping up and down with a club screaming "CAPTAIN CAVEMAN"

CAPTAIN CRAAWWWWWWWFOOOOOORD!

The image is a piece of fan art titled "Klimt Eastwood," created by Carl Tétreault in 2016. It depicts actor and director Clint Eastwood in a style inspired by the Austrian Symbolist painter Gustav Klimt, specifically referencing Klimt's "The Kiss".

Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood

With cogent commentary like that, I think there's a place for you in professional sports broadcasting. :)

WHAT A NIGHT OF BASEBALL!!

WHEEEE!

Compare their behavior at those protest to other Tesla owners in the same conditions and it's illustrative.

Cole Young, never change.

That's exactly what I expect from a Cybertruck owner, sadly. At the various Tesla takedown protests I've attended, every single Cybertruck that passes by is either double-deucing or Sieg Heil-ing out the window. I can't think of many cultural signifiers with as strong a correlation.

Torn left Achilles?!?!?!?! There is no joy at the Seager cookout today.

srsly, I hope he's more embarrassed than injured, poor guy.

moobs don't lie