Pup Silas 🔞

Horny puppy boy so desperate for cock that he dry humps his uninterested handler until he gets hard.

#puppy #desperatepuppy #puppyboy #pupplay #transpuppy #freeuse

And how mature and self-aware are they?

So my boyfriend gets another girlfriend but *I'm* the one that hets covered in bruises?

Outing myself by putting moisturiser on my face one (1) times a month

#transpuppy #ftm #transboy #transman #puppy

Struggling with a caffeine dependency?

No, I'm actually very good at it

Growing up, I didn't have divorced dad rock.

I had my dad should be divorced rock.

She riddly on my diddly until I dum dum dum dum

#vancanto #riddlydiddly

First realisation of the fact I'm not a girl should've hit years ago, just by the simple fact that I poop

#girlsdon'tpoop

Starting a Val is getting cancelled jar. Got 2 bucks in there already...

Putting my vitamin D deficient boyfriend out on the windowsill so he can fucking photosynthesise

toughest guy you've ever seen sits at the bar and orders a fruity little cocktail, swings his legs while he sips it

Debating getting phalloplasty so I can have a useless little dick that bounces when I get fucked...

#ftm #transpuppy #puppyboy

For someone who was raised so vehemently Christian, I sure do find smoking attractive...

#pastorskid #exchristian

My boyfriend swears up and diwn he's not a furry...

...yet knows all the lyrics to Discord by The Living Tombstone...

No, you're not 'just a little guy'. You have a beard and pay rent.

*Presents boyfriend*

Behold! My government issued puppy Tboy! (I got the pupgrade)

#pupplay #puppyboy #Tboy #FTM

I GOT FUCKING STABBED IN THE ASS

#ftm #hrt #transman #transpuppy #pupplay

sydney friends, please look out for her

Afterwards you can take him home and stuff him

#trans #transpuppy #ftm #transman #pupplay

Giving your trans boyfriend hrt shots, call that build-a-bear

#trans #transpuppy #ftm #transman #pupplay

IT WORKED?!?!!?

Rizzing them up by being an absolute disaster

☀️Something something don't pet the service dog, he's working

I got that built-in fleshlight that I carry for your convenience

#CNC #freeuse #ftm #pupplay #pup #transboy

@thespacecookie.bsky.social to me, his (pre T) boyfriend:

"You may be on the council of boys but we don't grant you the rank of cis"

I will not be repeating what you said...

Because I am better than that

.............

If I didn't laugh, I would've cried

I'm the boyfriend...