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i'm Tess,, ⛓️‍πŸ’₯⛓️ configuration lamenterπŸͺπŸ©Έ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ four or five decades oldπŸ«€ πŸ’š hulk always hulk πŸ’œ πŸ‘£ stray 🐾 ,, in need of help

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as anyone who’s played zelda knows, that’s where you place a bomb to get a cool cave and treasure chest

09.03.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 596    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

okay thank you

09.03.2026 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bread 4 bred

09.03.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Say no more lol
#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #SpongebobSquarepants

09.03.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 09.03.2026 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1227    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 44

im so

sleepy

09.03.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Otis the black cat looks moody among a frame of flowers

Otis the black cat looks moody among a frame of flowers

Sarah, how's the writing going?

Wellll I started taking pictures of my cat as if she was getting married, so, yeah. I mean, great.

09.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
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mutant and proud!!!

09.03.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of mousketeer giger

Pic of mousketeer giger

Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat

09.03.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
An LED sign on a building in Manhattan:

EXPIRING FOR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID

An LED sign on a building in Manhattan: EXPIRING FOR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID

Another version of the same sign:

YOUR OLDEST FEARS ARE THE WORST ONES

Another version of the same sign: YOUR OLDEST FEARS ARE THE WORST ONES

Jenny Holzer, Truisms, 1982.

08.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

girl who's been sleeping A LOT

09.03.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

a pink orange and red sunset can be seen through bare trees standing on spotty snow with a hazy foggy hanging in the air

hey. it's creepy and beautiful out.

08.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1183    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3
close up of a promo sticker on some box art, which reads "PUNCH my tummy, to turn me on!"

close up of a promo sticker on some box art, which reads "PUNCH my tummy, to turn me on!"

:)

09.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Starlog #237, from 1997, in which you see the last shot of Empire Strikes Back except instead of looking at space, Luke Leia and the droids are looking at a giant angry George Lucas head. Also there's a blurb reading "DAVID CRONENBERG DEFENDS HIS KINKY "CRASH""

Starlog #237, from 1997, in which you see the last shot of Empire Strikes Back except instead of looking at space, Luke Leia and the droids are looking at a giant angry George Lucas head. Also there's a blurb reading "DAVID CRONENBERG DEFENDS HIS KINKY "CRASH""

now THIS, my friends, is how you design a magazine cover

09.03.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Rejected Mega Man robot master?
#art #animation

08.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1741    πŸ” 642    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

When you're watching Scooby Doo and you can see what part of the wall is gonna move before it does

09.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

08.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1806    πŸ” 283    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

good nite

09.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about going back to sleep, just like a cat

09.03.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's real.

09.03.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3127    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

'why must you complain about the splinter in thier eye when you ignore the plank in yours'

that one stuck with me, i remember that one a lot

09.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
crash override at a red eyed tree frog sits on a piece of wood

crash override at a red eyed tree frog sits on a piece of wood

can i offer you a frog photo in these troubling times?

09.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

remember that time Jesus was like "if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away"??

anyways. more men should pay attention to that instead of making women cover up.

08.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

happy international women's day to all the women who took the long road to get here

08.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's asking the important questions

09.03.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a comic. panel 1: a doctor sits with a pencil and clipboard. β€œSo Holly, do you use drugs recreationally?” Panel 2: Holly sits on the examination table, shifting somewhat anxiously. β€œOh noβ€” I haven’t ever really…” panel 3: the doctor takes a huge bong rip panel 4: the doctor says, β€œwhy not”

a comic. panel 1: a doctor sits with a pencil and clipboard. β€œSo Holly, do you use drugs recreationally?” Panel 2: Holly sits on the examination table, shifting somewhat anxiously. β€œOh noβ€” I haven’t ever really…” panel 3: the doctor takes a huge bong rip panel 4: the doctor says, β€œwhy not”

a quick comic about Holly’s dream

21.04.2024 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1992    πŸ” 412    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

09.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8665    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 144
a pair of chocolate red sunflowers, a smaller one in front of a larger one

a pair of chocolate red sunflowers, a smaller one in front of a larger one

sunflowers

08.03.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0