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Fuck

I refuse to say anything positive about him 😠

Wrobleski’s gonna need a police escort out of the building

Oh no

Two great catches from Varsho and Vladdy!

I need a GIF of Bichette’s casual bat drop and walk away from the plate when he knew that ball was gone

The butts are just a bonus

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first 3 treats of game 7 of the World Series. Bo Bichette takes a look at the first pitch Ohtani throws him, and takes a shit on it

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

BO KNOWS!!!!

DON'T NEED KNEE CARTILEGE TO HIT DINGERS!!!!!!

(With relief)

I could cry

Who’s bad-mouthing Bichette now?? WOW

I’ve had friends who have insisted that they’ll never learn to use the singular they. I tell them that they will, if they keep using it. Eventually it will feel perfectly natural.

Pretty perfect.

Game 7 time. I guess I’ll watch it but I’d rather be woken up when it’s over.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries ⚾️

🤞

It’s beautiful right now!

It’s such a beautiful, sunny day at 4:00 pm. Why the 🤬 do we have to turn the clocks back??? #KeepDST

99% chance we end up with Cons. Turnout won’t be anywhere near the last time, for one thing.

Infuriating!

By genre, and alphabetically by artist within each genre.

I’m jealous of New Yorkers, getting to vote for Mamdani! I’ve never had the experience of voting for someone I could be THAT enthusiastic about. I hope he wins 🤞

Did something this morning that I haven’t done for a long time — went for a run! 🏃🏻

The sun came out and it felt awesome. It was only for 25 minutes, but — progress!

Story of my brain

Extremely disturbing song when you know the context 😬

Florida man tells deputies he drank at stop signs, signals only By FOX 13 News staff Published July 11, 2018 5:24pm EDT | Viral FOX 13 Tampa Bay ARRESTED FOR DUI EARLE STEVENS VERO BEACH, Fla. A Florida man was arrested for driving under the influence, but told officers he was only drinking at the stop signs and stop lights, not while driving.

11. Save money on taxis and Ubers (you’re not driving after drinking — right?) #alcohol #sobriety #ReasonsToQuit

Bye, ghosts. I love you: The happy guy saying goodbye to the ghosts

November 1st

Such a beautiful song.

YouTube video by Lily Allen Lily Allen - Pussy Palace (Visualiser)

Day 1: Nothing #LyricsPrompt #LyricsPrompt2025 Lily Allen - Pussy Palace youtu.be/xqRNYtiAAP8

“Up to the first floor, key in the front door / Nothing's ever gonna be the same anymore” (the rest of the lyrics are somewhat NSFW…)