Alex

I just want to spin the Pokestop!!

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Well, don’t let me interrupt your edging

Filth.

You’ve been doing WHAT? 😯

Virgin offer the same package as mine to new customers for £29/month as well.

Hate hate *hate* this culture of screwing over loyal customers. Telecoms/utility companies in the UK all need lining up against a wall and executing for their crimes

Literally this. I pay a tenner a month for VOXI.

Absolutely out of their minds

I contacted Virgin to try and get the cost of my broadband down from £50odd per month to something *sane* and the first solution they offered me is an offer to pay £77 per month instead, for broadband and a SIM card.

Like, have I had a stroke or something?

Wait I’m sorry… wheelchair accessible parking?

Clearly some clarity is required: it came out of the *cooking process* like soft, tomato flavoured jelly.

I thought it would be smart to add some
fibre supplement to my big batch of tomato soup and I clearly added too much because it’s come out like soft, tomato flavoured jelly 🥲

Can’t begin to communicate my sadness

5’7” short king

And maybe a long, meandering driveway lined with oak trees, surfaced with pristine gravel which crackles satisfyingly underneath the tyres of arriving guests’ vehicles.

That’s it.

There’s very little that I feel is incomplete about my life, I’m very fortunate to want for virtually nothing.

However, one of those giant American-style refrigerators? Yes.

Oh and Mielé appliances throughout. That as well.

I think I must’ve missed that episode

Yeah I directed her attention to you.

As if you needed the word sheet to islands in the stream. Amateur.

Slanderous.

@profanity.accountant I’m an angel, no?

Google Gemini has a new “Guided Learning” mode which I’ve found pretty useful for some non-coding subjects, but I suspect it would be really good for something like this

I sometimes install Facebook to see what’s new since the last time I logged in (probably 6 months ago) and then I’m quickly reminded about why it’s deleted in the first place. Vile platform.

It’s hideous show me the other photos of it 🤔

If they’re using the official HMRC OAuth SDK then yeah. Otherwise if that username and password is just being submitted via a form to their own server and then something in the background is logging in on your behalf, then that info could *absolutely* be horribly misused/logged.

I can’t check 🤷‍♂️

It *could* be. Depends how exactly they’re interacting with the government website

If it was via some sort of OAuth setup with scopes, I’d be a bit less concerned. But outright asking people to hand over their government credentials? 🫨

Do NOT do this 🚩

Where are the nudes tho

Have a wa..gamama?

Furthest I’ve been:
N: Reykjavik, Iceland 🇮🇸
E: Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵
W: Puerto Vallarta, Mexico 🇲🇽
S: Quito, Ecuador 🇪🇨

*Checks in to see if anything interesting is happening on Bluesky yet*

Nope.

I love that Jet2 don’t have to spend any money on marketing whatsoever. They’re literally just a meme