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WHAT THE FUCK IS A VIVZIEPXOP!?!

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Hey Materia Collective,

Fuck right off.

- Storm

FUCK YXOU AND YXOUR DICKFUCK "CLXOWN DYNAMICS"

XOK
I HAVE READ WHAT YXOU "TRXOLLS" AND "HUMANS" HAVE CALLED THE "CANDY EPILXOGUE"
WHAT THE FUCK
YXOURE DRAGGING MY SPECIES THRXOUGH THE DIRT WITH THIS SHIT BY CALLING IT CANDY I WANT YXOU ALL TO KNXOW THAT

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/// what does that say about me?

Homestuck fans deciding which plush should they get feels like this:

#Homestuck #Shitpost

/// I got both, and i got the Karkat plush which nearly avoided getting burned in a house fire cus it arrived after my house did that

I dxont wanna keep hearing what I cxould be
I get it, the pxoint is that I'm nxot that
I dxon't think I'll ever be...
Paradxox space itself prxobably fxorgxot abxout me

Being a page sucks
Beyxond all the persxonal shit that MAKES yxou a page
Yxou get txold by everyxone yxou're either useless, xor that you have the pxotential txo get bxoundless pxower
I'd prefer txo hear the fxormer at this pxoint, with hxow much I've been txold the latter.
#Homestuck
#Blueskaia

/// Dragon ball. I joined a ttrpg, loved it's mechanics, but I don't care for the source material all too much, now I have like 20 people who love dragon ball and I'm kinda stuck with it as a fandom in law cus it's my fav ttrpg rn
/// the ttrpg in question is called dragon ball universe btw

TL;DR ig
Nxot a bxoy
Just wanted to make myself feel like I cxould be wxorth sxomething
#Homestuck
#Blueskaia

I am trying to just be exactly like them, but... I dxon't want to be
Despite everything... are we really the same persxon? I dxon't think I cxould ever truly be them, even if the stars aligned...
I'm nxout happy as a bxoy...
I dxon't think I am, at least...

Wxould it really have made that much of a difference if I started taking hrt way befxore the sessixon?
It wouldn't have
I cxouldn't rise up txo be the ruler of my pexople
I wxouldn't have had the ability txo fight against their unhxoly dxominance
Unlike him, I was, am, and always will be a failure

I was... apart xof the failed timeline, a dxoxomed sessixon
If Cxohzee left me there I wxouldn't have even be able txo think abxout this kind of stuff
Because I'd be dead, alxone, and I have ultimately failed everyxone
Was I trying to pin all of that... on the fact I was a cis girl?

My better half was... I guess I just wanted txo be like them
I had to live xout the same stxory they had txo be as great as them
txo live up to the expectatixons I never cxould reach
He did thxough
His classpect even reflected that
"Lxord"...
They even cxonquered vxoid itself...
but what abxout me?

Even then I feel all these emxotixons are just me cxomplaining txo a wall
Was xonce txold pages kinda... lied abxout having their aspect in sxome cases... is this really me just overcxomplicating myself and thinking I may be sxomething I'm nxot?
Am I even a bxoy, in that case?

I dxont knxow what I am man
Dxo yxou ever feel like yxou aren't really... anything?
Like nxot a bxoy xor a girl...
xor yxour xown species
That may just be my classpect thxough
"Page xof *vxoid*" is prxobably called that fxor a reasxon
is this what it feels like txo... just be myself?
I hate it.

/// Love the art, a LOT, buuuuut doesn't that say yebo?-

Yeah, there was sxome... stuff
I guess just uh
Stuff with my "better half" sxo txo speak
And alsxo just being relentlessly beaten by the jade blxoxod wasn't fun either, but... yeah

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Wdym canxon? I may nxot be them but... I'm still here-

Fixed up the strawpage
It's accurate nxow
The xother mares saw it and demanded I changed it...

This was prxobably a mistake
All xof it

Why is this sxo crusty?
Ugh, fuck it, nxot like anyxone cares

I’m back I guess
Avarun was txoxo busy with lancecxorp to run this, but apparently carvva was able txo revive the grubs by “stealing their dxoxom” xor sxomething idk, and apparently murder is treated differently fxor trxolls sxo they didn’t kill me fxor that
Uh
Be seeing yxou
#homestuck #blueskaia

/// I CAST REVIVIFY ON THESE ACCOUNTS
/// sorry for all the wait, soon these’ll be more active
/// due to some changes in the lore tied to these accounts since I went offline, things about these characters are subject to change, incase anyone cares bout that

Regrets #homestuck #eridanampora #feferipeixes #libetsdelae

/// please keep Andrew Hussie away from any version of Vriska