Ok you faving my dumb thing led me to your awesome thing!! Congrats!! ::flips on the Hulu::
25.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok you faving my dumb thing led me to your awesome thing!! Congrats!! ::flips on the Hulu::
25.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just want to live in a world where no one uses “ask” as a noun and AI doesn’t exist
25.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Are we sure about the way we spell vacuum?
24.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Pfft, cancer is no match for the champ!! 🫶
27.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Why would you bring a gun to a protest?”
Pal, there are people who bring AR’s to the grocery store and you’re totally cool with that so maybe sit this one out.
"You look around and think, 'Yep, this is it. Paramilitary deportations, apocalyptic foreign policy, and private corporations looting the federal government. This has to be the Fourth Reich.' Not so fast. It’s only the Fourth Reich if it comes from the Reich region of Germany."
25.01.2026 03:20 — 👍 240 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 3
okay hear me out
24.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 3943 🔁 871 💬 36 📌 25
Just because you can, Verizon, doesn’t mean you should.
23.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Let that sink in? Let that sink in?? My dude, there’s way too much sunk already. An endless supply of horrors sunk!
22.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0TONY!! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A SUMMER’S DAY!! (thanks pal)
22.01.2026 03:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let that sink in? Let that sink in?? My dude, there’s way too much sunk already. An endless supply of horrors sunk!
22.01.2026 03:18 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Crazy how a male shrug emoji exists like they’d admit to not knowing something
13.01.2026 17:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0potholes? you mean road turbulence? ?
11.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 59 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 1Why is Fear Factor still on? Like isn’t all ✨this✨ enough?
29.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1@jamesfolta.com @dorsalstream.bsky.social now would be a good time to mention, regardless of platform, you both have excellent newsletters.
10.01.2026 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@kibblesmith.com Oh hey! Just noticed your lawyers, guns, and money hat. Awesome.
09.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jamesfolta.com ?
09.01.2026 20:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whoa whoa whoa what?
09.01.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they lie this much about something caught on video, in broad daylight, just imagine what else they're lying about...
09.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Proud to announce I got my hair cut before desperately needing a haircut.
09.01.2026 01:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02026 is back. This coffee was free thanks to my wit AND charm.
08.01.2026 15:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OoOoooOoooOohhh no one can see the podium!
08.01.2026 14:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Me, pre-milkshake: Oooh! I’m gonna have a milkshake!
Me, post-milkshake: I feel like hell and wish I were dead.
Wish me happy new year one more time
07.01.2025 17:02 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 02026 isn’t necessarily doomed, but first day back in office and someone microwaved fish.
06.01.2026 18:25 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 12026 isn’t necessarily doomed, but first day back in office and someone microwaved fish.
06.01.2026 18:25 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1No, I’m not perfect, but none of the spices in my kitchen are expired.
04.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope they write each other poetry.
03.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Finish this sentence.
I’ll start, “… through their feelings.”
Following up here, Clem says hi.
03.01.2026 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0