𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪

Experienced smoked turkey legs, and I think it's the closest thing to a religious experience I've had related to human foods in a long while.

[Big stretch!!]

Yeah? Well if they have negative opinions they can go fuck themselves.

Meh, if it was gonna fall, it was gonna fall.

Riiiight. How likely is that, considering I'm dating their goddess?

Exactly. He should have chose someone like that for his right hand man.
So he was a shit leader and chose bad friends, so they killed him for bein' a shit leader.

Mm. Well, if ya say so. I dunno shit about cults, anyways.

Yeah, a skill issue. I'm not a good person either, and Tesla would NEVER stab me in the back. That Caesar guy chose poorly.

There's gotta be someone who doesn't believe it's that serious. Yeah it's a cult, but it's a religious one. Not all humans are freaks about that shit, even if they're raised brainwashed to worship ya.

Huh... Sounds like a skill issue, lettin' someone close to him that would backstab him.

Hm, you'd be surprised. Brainwashed or not, they're still people, yeah?

Who the fuck is Julius, and why did the brutes stab him??

Uh-huh... Haven't made friends with any of yer lil cult followers, yet? Kinda surprising...

The fuck is an ides.

Mm, as okay as this brain can let me be. You?

Hm, hey stranger.

(🎶🦗)

WHAT DID I DO

are you mad? are you seething rn? do you want to hit me? would you kiss m

[He's been in such a clingy sappy mood. He'll blame Tesla for it, that hopeless romantic...]

...Maybe later. Ya make me feel all sappy and mushy, it drives me nuts.

💕

Sounds like a plan, babe.

Hm, true...

Looks like you need a third eye so we can pluck it out. (🙂‍↕️)

Might've been funny if we all needed eyepatches--

We'll have t' get creative.

Oh? Bold... what's with the sudden generosity?

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Bite?

...Bite.

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@jaegerjaw.bsky.social

[Cricket sounds]

Eh, we've been takin' breathers.
Ya still haven't found what you're lookin' for yet, right?

[Squinting.]

Speaking of...

I'm hungry.

Please observe the diagram.